I hopefully will be on a beautiful hill near a meadow, near some good grass

to buy some good chilled champagne, and I'll join whatever party is already in progress.

And a gullible US public to vote for them.
Honestly, even if the bull dies, he's already destroyed the china shop.

will pour out into the streets in major cities throughout the country, and I will be there, most likely in Boston celebrating with the masses.

It was 10 years old when I got it probably 10 years ago (I keep forgetting it’s in the lower cupboard…) I think that’s a good way to kick off the celebration.

Depending on how much I drink, who knows what foolishness will ensue.

and say, 'oh well, people die'

Which is about nine-tenths of a moment too much.

Or maybe pinot noir.

And a steak.

Lots of them

... and sign up for my place in line to piss on his grave. Speaking of which, I do not believe that someone as vile and treacherous as Trumpy-Dumpty deserves a resting place in Arlington National Cemetery. A toxic waste dump would be more appropriate. Or maybe at the bottom of a water hazard on an abandoned public golf course.

Under his nose. To make sure he is most assuredly dead.

Then open some bubbly.

Big fat one, thank the universe and say,

"One down, many more to go."

But I may have a glass of champagne.

The machine is still in place anyway.

one for each hand! Then joining the street party in joyous celebration. Fireworks, anyone?

It won't match Vance's celebration

Given the country will be in ruins.

I don't think it serves us in any positive way.

Meanwhile, if he passes, we'll have tons of real life problems to address. No time for celebrations.

I don't think it serves us in any positive way.

Meanwhile, if he passes, we'll have tons of real life problems to address. No time for celebrations.

I expect there will be fireworks, people hugging, people smiling, and just feeling more safe. His demise cannot come soon enough.

is still out there. And then I will enjoy a moment of happiness and pop a cork and go outside and cheer.

I had it once before and really really liked it. So I splurged ($25/each). Every time I look in the fridge, I see it and sigh. Not Yet. (either he is impeached, or his Big Macs do their work) Either way, for a moment in time, We Will Celebrate.

celebrate is if they brought his rotting body to hang in the town square so I could piss on it.

And lots of fireworks 🎆

My Hillary Clinton is President champagne had to wait four sad years to be opened for a different President.

Let’s hope this bottle doesn’t have to wait as long…