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Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:23 AM Mar 2026

'YOU'RE A F**KING PLUMBER! YOU'VE NEVER SERVED!!!'



Brad @BraddrofliT
Nothing exposes modern politics faster than a senator role-playing as a battlefield commander… on Twitter.

You’re not storming a breach.
You’re posting from your phone...

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'YOU'RE A F**KING PLUMBER! YOU'VE NEVER SERVED!!!' (Original Post) bigtree Mar 2026 OP
Living a comfortable life with a good salary and benefits Walleye Mar 2026 #1
Sad really. Turbineguy Mar 2026 #2
He inherited his father's plumbing business surfered Mar 2026 #3
+1. His vocation was fighting dalton99a Mar 2026 #5
He only had 3 fights Boo1 Mar 2026 #19
And... DET Mar 2026 #58
So.... MarcoZandrini Mar 2026 #64
Yeah. Fighting sewage. Now he's spewing it. mpcamb Mar 2026 #84
That makes perfect sense. Omnipresent Mar 2026 #7
Well, most of that 'self-made person' crap is just that... crap. (n/t) OldBaldy1701E Mar 2026 #65
If it takes a village to raise a child, what does it take to create a billionaire ? A heavily capitalist society. eppur_se_muova Mar 2026 #67
OMG!!! I LOVE-LOVE-LOVE this part: calimary Mar 2026 #72
I wouldn't trust that asshole to fix a toilet dalton99a Mar 2026 #4
"Go clear a drain of your own bullshit." 3catwoman3 Mar 2026 #6
Call Roto Rooter to ream him out... BattleRow Mar 2026 #26
LOL! Almost spit out my coffee! LSparkle Mar 2026 #29
It's a good thing he has health care HuskyOffset Mar 2026 #38
Two things he had to know as a plumber. Shit runs downhill and pay day is Friday. Bengus81 Mar 2026 #82
Another MAGA chickenhawk. Typical Bone Spurs warrior. kairos12 Mar 2026 #8
"Bone spurs warrior" is a good one. LoisB Mar 2026 #16
That's a brutal take down peggysue2 Mar 2026 #9
;-{)...... Goonch Mar 2026 #10
+1 dalton99a Mar 2026 #13
I've been saying this every day. He has the name of louis-t Mar 2026 #39
He also crouched in cowardly fear as his party's supporters were attacking IbogaProject Mar 2026 #11
+1 dalton99a Mar 2026 #15
SkidMarkWayneMullin MoseShrute Mar 2026 #32
stealing that. ret5hd Mar 2026 #33
Markwayne Mitty hvn_nbr_2 Mar 2026 #44
That'll show 'em. BannonsLiver Mar 2026 #12
Even my sister who served in the Air Force and sent many troops to Iraq Hope22 Mar 2026 #14
Sticking up for plumbers in peace and war. usonian Mar 2026 #17
He should feel right at home in the MAGA CABAL popsdenver Mar 2026 #21
Exactly what Markwayne deserved. highplainsdem Mar 2026 #18
Him be MMA tuf guy. Him have HIMS life prescriptions. Him badass.... in front of a mirror n/t Cheezoholic Mar 2026 #20
Talking military jargon he learned from a movie. yellowcanine Mar 2026 #22
It is very difficult to get a REAL combat vet to open up. BidenRocks Mar 2026 #40
He's not even a plumber Bettie Mar 2026 #23
+1 dalton99a Mar 2026 #27
Not in Oklahoma. Scruffy1 Mar 2026 #31
"Associates in Applied Science in Construction Technology." malthaussen Mar 2026 #49
Golly, i wonder why democrats are accused of being elitist snobs? questionseverything Mar 2026 #53
I dunno, but I sure-enough am an elitist snob. malthaussen Mar 2026 #55
Insulting 65 or 70 percent of the country is not a winning formula questionseverything Mar 2026 #60
And I'm not running for anything. n/t malthaussen Mar 2026 #61
Sorry I assumed most posters on du want democrats to win, my bad questionseverything Mar 2026 #62
Has anyone checked with the state licensing popsdenver Mar 2026 #77
i like that rant barbtries Mar 2026 #24
Standing O evolves Mar 2026 #25
Dumbass can't even get the quote right. BruceWane Mar 2026 #28
He's obviously confusing it with leading the assault on the breach... malthaussen Mar 2026 #50
Lead the breach? Mblaze Mar 2026 #30
Second grade? Smackdown2019 Mar 2026 #34
That's your new Secretary of Homeland Security. Maru Kitteh Mar 2026 #35
Oh Lord NO!!!! Smackdown2019 Mar 2026 #59
He *was* a Senator. Junior Senator of Oklahoma. He's now the director of DHS. n/t malthaussen Mar 2026 #54
Bwaa-ha-ha-fucking-ha! Bo Zarts Mar 2026 #36
Hesgeth is worse, and he is supposedly in charge of the actual military. malthaussen Mar 2026 #52
There is a lot of confusion Bob_in_VA Mar 2026 #68
*SNORT* Skittles Mar 2026 #70
This government needs to be purged of every single Murdoch stooge. Initech Mar 2026 #37
all hat gopiscrap Mar 2026 #41
No hat, no cattle democrank Mar 2026 #63
better yet gopiscrap Mar 2026 #74
Are all republicans batshit crazy? Diamond_Dog Mar 2026 #42
Yes. stage left Mar 2026 #43
What have we got against bats? lonely bird Mar 2026 #79
. MorbidButterflyTat Mar 2026 #45
Pinnacle of "Didn't Earn It" Six117 Mar 2026 #46
Pogo, directly from the swamp: "We have met the enemy and he is us". Wonder Why Mar 2026 #47
Certainly the most quoted of the eminently quotable Pogo comic strips. Swamp dwellers before........ FadedMullet Mar 2026 #51
"Fucking joke" is right. The man has some kind of video game vision of war... malthaussen Mar 2026 #48
Bring back integrity??? rotflmao vapor2 Mar 2026 #56
Touche' Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Mar 2026 #57
Fred Wellman! I love you! liberalla Mar 2026 #66
... Mariana Mar 2026 #69
I cannot, in good conscience, allow this to pass. markodochartaigh Mar 2026 #71
This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m Mar 2026 #78
Trying to come up with a rallying cry, i.e., "Over there!" C Moon Mar 2026 #73
The ideal Trump appointee. Martin68 Mar 2026 #75
He googled greatest lines from war flicks 🙄 Devilsun Mar 2026 #76
Stolen valor Clouds Passing Mar 2026 #80
Being a plumber is sort of like serving in the military. Jacson6 Mar 2026 #81
This guy is an idiot LetMyPeopleVote Mar 2026 #83
Markwayne Muffin Heftylefty Mar 2026 #85

Boo1

(590 posts)
19. He only had 3 fights
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:36 AM
Mar 2026

And 2 were against the same guy.

That's not a vocation. At best it's a hobby.

Omnipresent

(7,548 posts)
7. That makes perfect sense.
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:36 AM
Mar 2026

Daddy had some brains, much like trump’s dad.
Nobody has to raise themselves up by their own bootstraps in that party, as long as their family gives them the resources to have better lives.
So much for the self made man scenario they always push.

eppur_se_muova

(42,857 posts)
67. If it takes a village to raise a child, what does it take to create a billionaire ? A heavily capitalist society.
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 04:55 PM
Mar 2026

NO ONE makes it on their own.

Even hermits need goats.

calimary

(91,331 posts)
72. OMG!!! I LOVE-LOVE-LOVE this part:
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 06:53 PM
Mar 2026

“NO ONE makes it on their own.

Even hermits need goats.”

That may be my new Quote of the Week!!!

BattleRow

(2,736 posts)
26. Call Roto Rooter to ream him out...
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:53 AM
Mar 2026

His septic lines are backed up and spewing sewage out of his mouth.

HuskyOffset

(926 posts)
38. It's a good thing he has health care
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 01:03 PM
Mar 2026

It's a good thing he has health care, because that is a pretty severe burn. Ouch!

Bengus81

(10,521 posts)
82. Two things he had to know as a plumber. Shit runs downhill and pay day is Friday.
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 10:03 AM
Mar 2026

Other than that I doubt he could install a sink stopper.

peggysue2

(12,637 posts)
9. That's a brutal take down
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:43 AM
Mar 2026

And well-deserved from what I've seen, heard and read of Mullin. Another fake warrior.

IbogaProject

(6,155 posts)
11. He also crouched in cowardly fear as his party's supporters were attacking
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:10 AM
Mar 2026

Never forget he is an actual coward on top of being a chicken hawk.

Hope22

(4,953 posts)
14. Even my sister who served in the Air Force and sent many troops to Iraq
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:17 AM
Mar 2026

Had the decency to send herself to Iraq as the last duty she did before retirement. Pack your bag and head on over. I assume exposing yourself to enemy fire to communicate means wagging your dick from a very safe distance away. Think about educating yourself in defense, war and terrorism before accepting a job completely out of your league. Save us all from the heartache!

usonian

(27,031 posts)
17. Sticking up for plumbers in peace and war.
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:30 AM
Mar 2026

At war, they make the best pipe bombs.

In peacetime, they make the best birth-control devices.

A STOPCOCK

popsdenver

(2,768 posts)
21. He should feel right at home in the MAGA CABAL
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:40 AM
Mar 2026

mucking around, up to his neck, in nothing but Shit and Shit heads.............Knowing the whole time, that he, like all of them, are nothing but sub-human, humongous piles of excrement........

Just like the sewer, grease trap, CACA, cleaner guys he works alongside who say:............"Smells just like............MONEY !!!!!!!!!!"

Cheezoholic

(4,080 posts)
20. Him be MMA tuf guy. Him have HIMS life prescriptions. Him badass.... in front of a mirror n/t
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:38 AM
Mar 2026

yellowcanine

(36,877 posts)
22. Talking military jargon he learned from a movie.
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:45 AM
Mar 2026

These guys are so transparent. An actual war veteran never talks like that.

BidenRocks

(3,625 posts)
40. It is very difficult to get a REAL combat vet to open up.
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 01:35 PM
Mar 2026

Most of us never heard our parents talk of WWII. I looked through my Dad's Guadalcanal cruise book.
I wouldn't want those memories being freshened up every day. Later wars, same thing.
Only pretend soldiers like Mullin, Lindsey, Rubio and JD play daily war games. Crush, kill, destroy was a television Sci Fi line. Listen to Lindsey talk about Cuba.
Hegsbreath is a coward and chump is a draft dodger!

Vets talk to vets who can relate.
They don't grab a soapbox and pontificate to anyone who will listen.

Went to the VA yesterday. Since they are forced to display chump, vance and ? I saluted as I always do.
Single finger. I give them all the respect they deserve.

Bettie

(19,976 posts)
23. He's not even a plumber
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:52 AM
Mar 2026

that's a skilled trade, he has an Associates in Applied Science in Construction Technology.

Becoming a licensed plumber requires a 4-5 year apprenticeship (8k-10k of on the job training).

Scruffy1

(3,558 posts)
31. Not in Oklahoma.
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 12:05 PM
Mar 2026

Two years working and you can start your own business. The "business" was sold for around $50 million.

malthaussen

(18,642 posts)
49. "Associates in Applied Science in Construction Technology."
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 02:55 PM
Mar 2026

That... sounds right around as pathetic as a degree in Gym. And the best he could be bothered to do was a lousy Associate Degree?

-- Mal

malthaussen

(18,642 posts)
55. I dunno, but I sure-enough am an elitist snob.
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 03:09 PM
Mar 2026

An Associate's Degree is what you get if you plan on working for a living. Not if you're a rich-boy son of pampered privilege who wants to make a career of politics. It's wholly extraneous and valueless in that context. Why bother?

-- Mal

popsdenver

(2,768 posts)
77. Has anyone checked with the state licensing
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 01:55 AM
Mar 2026

to see if he even has a Journeyman or Master's license?????? The last "Plumber" that Trump praised years ago.... didn't have either....

BruceWane

(385 posts)
28. Dumbass can't even get the quote right.
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:58 AM
Mar 2026

The saying isn't "I will lead the breach", it's "I will stand in the breach".

It's a biblical quote (Ezekiel 22:30). Of course he would be entirely unfamiliar with it. It means to stand in the gap of a failed defense, to be willing to put your life on the line on behalf of a greater cause.

"Breach" = gap, or fracture. He's basically saying that he will lead the failure. So I suppose he could be inadvertently making an honest statement.

malthaussen

(18,642 posts)
50. He's obviously confusing it with leading the assault on the breach...
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 02:58 PM
Mar 2026

... aka the "Forlorn Hope."

But even as I type that, I wonder if it's as obvious as I think. Maybe in his poor, overheated, confused mind, he was thinking of leading the defense of the breach. Which doesn't even have a name.

-- Mal

Mblaze

(1,119 posts)
30. Lead the breach?
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 12:03 PM
Mar 2026

breach
/brēch/
noun
An opening, tear, or rupture.
A gap or rift, especially in a solid structure such as a dike or fortification.
A violation or infraction, as of a contract, law, legal obligation, or promise.

You are going to "lead" that? Trump already leads the legal violation of contracts, obligation or promises. Hegadeth is storming the rupture that Trump and Bibi caused.

The gap you are filling was left by Kristi Noem. I don't think you quite understand the complete inanity of your tweet.

Smackdown2019

(1,366 posts)
34. Second grade?
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 12:46 PM
Mar 2026

This guy sounds like a second grader.... please tell me he is not a congressman or senator....

Smackdown2019

(1,366 posts)
59. Oh Lord NO!!!!
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 03:40 PM
Mar 2026

Bunch of freaking idiots!!!!! This year is going hell....

Five more years and I be able to speak my mind....

Here, I can atleast speak my mind....

Bo Zarts

(26,472 posts)
36. Bwaa-ha-ha-fucking-ha!
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 12:55 PM
Mar 2026

Markwayne can spew his military-wannabe buzzwords like a pressurized sewer line exploding, but it all blows back on him like shit hitting a fan (how's that for some crappy mixed metaphors?).

malthaussen

(18,642 posts)
52. Hesgeth is worse, and he is supposedly in charge of the actual military.
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 03:03 PM
Mar 2026

These people have some pumped-up, Hollywood/video game idea of military service and war. Of course, it's also the vision that the media loves to promulgate. They have no concept of the difference between a soldier and a warrior, and think every one of the former should also be the latter. Yeah, there are actual military professionals who also spew the same bullshit, but most professionals must wince at such ignorant blowhards.

--- Mal

Bob_in_VA

(148 posts)
68. There is a lot of confusion
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 05:21 PM
Mar 2026

with respect to the terms 'warrior' and 'soldier'. To me, the first term refers to someone who fights for his personal glory without regard to how his/her actions might affect the larger conflict. For them, it's irrelevant if their side wins or loses as long as they can point to some "glorious victory" they achieved on the battlefield. The soldier, on the other hand, is concerned with achieving victory for his/her side irrespective of their own efforts. So, for them, being tasked with hauling ammo to the front lines is just as important as the guys actually engaged in fighting. Or, to put it another way, the difference being a gloryhound versus putting your ass on the line with no thought of recognition beyond the thanks of your comrades. Or even more succinctly, the difference in George Armstrong Custer and Sgt. Alvin York.

Initech

(109,553 posts)
37. This government needs to be purged of every single Murdoch stooge.
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 12:57 PM
Mar 2026

Mullin is one of the biggest out there. He only got to his position by appearing on that fucking channel every day. The biggest threat to America isn't Iran - it's Rupert Murdoch.

Six117

(367 posts)
46. Pinnacle of "Didn't Earn It"
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 02:25 PM
Mar 2026

This entire mal/mis-administration is a cruel pathetic joke on America.

FadedMullet

(1,067 posts)
51. Certainly the most quoted of the eminently quotable Pogo comic strips. Swamp dwellers before........
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 02:58 PM
Mar 2026

......anyone proposed draining it. Nice post by you.

malthaussen

(18,642 posts)
48. "Fucking joke" is right. The man has some kind of video game vision of war...
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 02:50 PM
Mar 2026

... and last time I looked, DHS wasn't a war-fighting organization anyway. On paper, that is.

God, these chickenhawks make me tired.

-- Mal

vapor2

(5,103 posts)
56. Bring back integrity??? rotflmao
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 03:29 PM
Mar 2026

The only way this will happen is if everyone resigned and/or went to jail

markodochartaigh

(5,545 posts)
71. I cannot, in good conscience, allow this to pass.
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 06:20 PM
Mar 2026

Surely General Plumber Mullin served in the Obama-Biden War on Water Pressure. I urge you to follow the link to an official document of the US Whitehouse.


https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2025/04/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-makes-americas-showers-great-again/

Response to markodochartaigh (Reply #71)

Jacson6

(2,302 posts)
81. Being a plumber is sort of like serving in the military.
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 09:58 AM
Mar 2026

Both are working in sh*t up into their elbows.

(I'm a vet. I can complain.)

Heftylefty

(39 posts)
85. Markwayne Muffin
Tue Mar 17, 2026, 10:28 PM
Mar 2026

He's such a masculine alpha male fighter that he carries a pink rubber ball around with him as "a pacifier". How could he "lay down cover fire" without letting go of his "pacifier"? (https://www.rawstory.com/markwayne-mullin-2672502897/)

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