he recently hired Tiger Woods as his chauffeur

You win the thread today.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Sounds promising.

I may restock the bubbly.

...I was stung by my wife when I confidently predicted a Kerry Landslide in 2004, which she never let me forget.

(I appeal to her refusal to forget whenever she asks for my predictive political ruminations.)

If need be, they sell dry ice nearby. I hope I find myself on line for some.

are other occasions besides his anxiously-awaited demise that call for bubbly. Then one simply replaces the bottle.

after that excuse of an address to the nation last night, his MAGAts have started eating his rotten flesh before the doctors declare him officially dead.

why oh why does this demon continue to torment the world?

Get it?

and shipped to Iran, with no return address.