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I was hoping we could convince Him that He can walk on water. Midnight Writer Apr 15 #1

Fuck the Potomac! I recommend the Marianas Trench. 11 Bravo Apr 15 #15

His cankles are keeping him up lame54 Apr 15 #2

Thank you so much for the warning. lamp_shade Apr 15 #3

A white alb is a symbol of a pure soul after baptism TexLaProgressive Apr 15 #4

... orangecrush Apr 15 #5

That's what I got too. Srkdqltr Apr 15 #9

I guess you don't get that it is a completely abhorrent set of symbolic images in one picture TexLaProgressive Apr 15 #12

But doctors don't walk on water! choie Apr 15 #6

Old Jimmy Carter joke. I and someone else adapted it for Joe Biden. usonian Apr 15 #7

... orangecrush Apr 15 #8

little blue box niyad Apr 15 #10

I can't see it either. Nt scipan Apr 15 #11

Same. nt City Lights Apr 15 #13

Upgrading to a "Pro" imgbb.com account didn't strike me flvegan Apr 15 #14

Maybe a non imagur link to the original image for those of us who are only getting a blue box? mwmisses4289 Apr 15 #16

Sorry taking it down orangecrush Apr 15 #17

Midnight Writer

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1. I was hoping we could convince Him that He can walk on water.

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Wed Apr 15, 2026, 03:51 PM

Apr 15

Wouldn't it be a gas to see Him open His birthday festivities by walking across the Potomac?

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11 Bravo

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15. Fuck the Potomac! I recommend the Marianas Trench.

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Wed Apr 15, 2026, 05:46 PM

Apr 15

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lame54

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2. His cankles are keeping him up

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Wed Apr 15, 2026, 03:51 PM

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lamp_shade

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3. Thank you so much for the warning.

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Wed Apr 15, 2026, 03:53 PM

Apr 15

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TexLaProgressive

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4. A white alb is a symbol of a pure soul after baptism

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Wed Apr 15, 2026, 03:55 PM

Apr 15

The red stole crossing from left to right is the stole of a Catholic deacon, deacon-servant. The color red is a symbol of martyrdom and here he is walking on the water, which I assume is the Strait of Hormuz.

Wrong on all accounts.

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orangecrush

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5. ...

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Wed Apr 15, 2026, 03:58 PM

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Srkdqltr

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9. That's what I got too.

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Wed Apr 15, 2026, 05:09 PM

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TexLaProgressive

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12. I guess you don't get that it is a completely abhorrent set of symbolic images in one picture

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Wed Apr 15, 2026, 05:14 PM

Apr 15

from a Catholic Christian point of view. Especially with his head on the body.

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choie

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6. But doctors don't walk on water!

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Wed Apr 15, 2026, 04:12 PM

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usonian

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7. Old Jimmy Carter joke. I and someone else adapted it for Joe Biden.

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Wed Apr 15, 2026, 04:20 PM

Apr 15

The President invites the Pope to lunch on a boat. The Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the pontiff's hat off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.

Joe Biden climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.

That afternoon, the media reported:

"BIDEN CAN'T SWIM"