Then, from a safe place, they double down on their attack while playing the victim for the pushback that they received.

"truthing" his grievances on his unsecured phone, tilting at windmills that exist only in his demented mind.

Anyone who doesn't follow the official White House script will be trashed. After all, the "one true republican gawd" would never tell a lie or enrich himself and his family at the country's expense. FAKE NEWZ! 😉

The only bigger pile of self-important, self-satisfied, self-congratulatory BS than the Emmys (or pick a different branch of EGOT) is the WHCD.

These awards are entirely crafted by navel gazers. Utter BS.

Written by an industry professional for 45 years (I've been nominated for two of the four awards but my thoughts are not from sour grapes. The awards are popularity contests where people all vote for themselves, not for excellence.)

The WHCD is more of the same. Of course, most industries have their self-flagellating awards but most of them aren't televised.

Should reschedule and wait until the tantrum is over and the spoiled brat leaves before entering the room. Let him rant to an empty room, after he leave, have a party. Kind of a prelude for when he's actually gone.

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He really thinks people take his talk seriously.

I would suggest everyone stand, turn around, and moon for the duration of his speech. It would be an appropriate response to the dignity and gravitas that he has brought to the White House.

while he was speaking.

Or, if the sound system failed in some way while he spewed his venom.

Other possibilities are for the correspondents to leave the room, slowly, in single file. Or just burst out in laughter at his most outrageous comments.

Since he will expect the emcee and other participants to make comments on his BS after he leaves, it would be good if they just go about their business as if he had never been there. No comments on anything he said, no mention of his name, except when giving out the Graham award.

ignore bad behavior and reward good behavior. Works great with dogs and 4 year olds.

unwanted behavior before finally giving in to the desire for positive rewards. Also, the rewards start out with consistency in order to get the message across, but then need to be less predictable in order to keep the subject interested in trying for a reward.

My thought about going on with the program as if he was never there was based on not letting him drive the agenda. When people engage in his back and forth attacks, they get sidetracked from their own goals and purpose. That's how he sucks all the oxygen from a room.

So, let him have his moment and leave. Then just go on about their business.

Make him squirm through the entire event. Then when he takes the stage mass exodus.

Have you ever been at an event the president attended? I have. Everyone has to be seated and in the room usually an hour before he arrives. People would not be permitted to linger in the lobby and then enter later. It won’t happen.

The same media that sanewashes everything he does and not only acts like he's totally rational but never follows up on his insane rantings and never calls him out on it? The same media that kisses his ass and prints whatever he says like they're stenographers and not reporters? THAT White House media? What the hell kind of beef does he have with them? They treat him like the king he imagines himself to be.

That makes absolutely no sense to me but nothing he ever says or does makes any kind of sense to me.

And why would anybody want to hear him piss and moan about how mistreated he is for 45 minutes? Everybody knows the drill by now. Wah, wah, wah. Whiny little bitch. Wah, wah, wah.

They would cancel the dinner or walk out on him.

I'm sure all the FoxPropaganda and other toady outlets will send representatives. Let him rant to them in a near-empty room.

Rec

would not bother going in the first place.

The current White House "press" corps consists entirely of the 20 year old bikini model who posts tik-tok videos about vaccine efficacy, getting handjob technique advice from the Hawk-Tuah girl.

It's a waste of time to even think about the current "press".

It's like a circle-jerk with Donnie Dipshit as the pivot man, or the journalistic equivalent of mutual masturbation.

Kegsbreath just called on TMZ during the Pentagon briefing and was asked; "how does your body feel when you're ordering these military strikes"?

DO YOU FEEL DIZZY PRIVATE PYLE? DO YOU FEEL FAINT? JFC PRIVATE PYLE, I THINK YOUVE GOT A HARDON!

as usual.
He can dish it out, but he sure can't take it.

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I thought it went the way of the Olympics and Bill Maher - something that still shows up on tv, but which no one really pays attention to anymore.

I guess it's like Yogi Berra's line, "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

Now, Maher on the other hand...

This whole affair used to be (still is?) one big circle jerk

After he’s done with his tirade, stand up and shout out “Release the Epstein files!”

That congress used awhile back when he addressed them.

But I would love to see it used when he speaks at the dinner.

There could be three groups, with three different messages all in very large block font.
First one simply states "lie"
Second one "lying"
Third one "still lying"
And continue on a loop for the duration of his speech.
Like a silent auction. No applause, laughter or groans.

even for him. It starts at the 18:20 minute mark.

Never a member of the White House Correspondents Association. Hey, you can see it on TV every year, from the comforts of home, and you don’t have to dress up!

Show everyone (once again) what a gutless sack of shit you are!!

Wait until he's walking out, to enter, then enjoy the party.

Except, I guess, security would prevent late arrivals. What a shame. They would miss the BS and their tables would be empty.

Most presidents have comedians write them some material, Trump just tells the same story since 1992...

Joe Biden had fresher material

video clips from his performance.

his handlers use for such occasions. If he goes on for any length, as he usually does, his energy will start to lag and his words will slur.

As I posted elsewhere, I don't see any upside for him for doing so.

They would chant in unison.

“Ep-stein, Ep-stein, Ep-stein.”

are wearing.

Then cut the mic. Stage lights down, house lights up.

So what happens now that his plans have been leaked and he's lost the element of surprise? Will he stay away from the dinner? Please pass the popcorn!

Watch him panic. Watch the SS panic.
Good times.

Before the dinner, load up on beans (Alex Wagner just said on MSNOW that the food at the dinner is not that good),
casually stroll by the Ellison/Weiss/media whores party and let on fly. Try to go for silent but deadly. Give an appalled eye roll to the traitor of your choice.
Conspire with wait staff or other crew to place whoopie cushion on Hegseth’s chair. Quietly chant “Booze, booze, good for your heart….”

worked up that the clot finally makes it to his brain! Also, we can start a bet on one of those prediction markets for some cheddah!

Ooh,that would be must see T.V.

What a wimp

a studied attention when Trump is frothing at the mouth.

Probably not, but I can hope.