I GOT IT!....ok hear me out and give it a minute to really sink in:

The Donald J Trump American Anniversary Safteynet REFORM Act.

It won't make one whit of difference what kind of useful or total nonsense we put in that sucker,

That dumb fuckers id and ego won't LET him NOT sign it.


And the MAGAs and the America Firsters WILL HATE HIM FOR IT FOREVER.