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PJMcK

(25,090 posts) Tue Apr 28, 2026, 06:49 AM Tuesday

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New name for Kash Patel

J. Edgar Boozer.

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New name for Kash Patel (Original Post) PJMcK Tuesday OP

Handle really fits. Kid Berwyn Tuesday #1

Yes!!! niyad Tuesday #2

Crash Fetal purr-rat beauty Tuesday #3

The other J. Edgar was also a piece of excrement. twodogsbarking Tuesday #4

In a dress, yet! (n/t) PJMcK Tuesday #25

Trashed Patel watertiger Tuesday #5

Another Other Suggestion... GB_RN Tuesday #6

That's a good one MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #15

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It's not mocking alcoholism. It's mocking Kash Patel. Ray Bruns Tuesday #8

Message auto-removed Name removed Tuesday #19

"Why mock him? Aren't you better than that?" Ray Bruns Tuesday #22

Respectfully, alcoholism was not the point PJMcK Tuesday #10

There are very possibly cross-eyed DUers, too... Harker Tuesday #20

J. stands for Juiced. Swede Tuesday #9

Good one! (n/t) PJMcK Tuesday #11

That's great! Send it to Jimmy Kimmel... I bet he'd use it in one of his monologues. QueerDuck Tuesday #12

Ca$h Bar Patel, Director FBI Bo Zarts Tuesday #13

I like it! (n/t) PJMcK Tuesday #14

Kashyap (you can't make this stuff up) LSparkle Tuesday #16

Patel needs to be breathalysed before any meeting. Aussie105 Tuesday #17

it's fitting He's an integral part FoxNewsSucks Tuesday #18

I kinda liked tymfinity46 Tuesday #21

For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Tuesday #23

Bwah! Blue Owl Tuesday #24

We shouldn't laugh at our leaders like this,.. magicarpet Tuesday #26

He'll always be Petty Kash Patel to me. Totally Tunsie Tuesday #27

Kid Berwyn

(24,849 posts)

1. Handle really fits.

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:43 AM

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Like his namesake, Ka$h serves to obstruct Justice and advance Just-Us.

niyad

(133,533 posts)

2. Yes!!!

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:43 AM

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purr-rat beauty

(1,359 posts)

3. Crash Fetal

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:51 AM

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twodogsbarking

(19,152 posts)

4. The other J. Edgar was also a piece of excrement.

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:59 AM

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PJMcK

(25,090 posts)

25. In a dress, yet! (n/t)

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 06:20 PM

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watertiger

(19 posts)

5. Trashed Patel

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:10 AM

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GB_RN

(3,578 posts)

6. Another Other Suggestion...

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:11 AM

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Rum Dog Millionaire

MustLoveBeagles

(17,044 posts)

15. That's a good one

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:01 AM

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Ray Bruns

(6,597 posts)

8. It's not mocking alcoholism. It's mocking Kash Patel.

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:46 AM

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Ray Bruns

(6,597 posts)

22. "Why mock him? Aren't you better than that?"

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:40 AM

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That’s the kinda crap that has us losing all the time. Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. These people crawled out of the sewer. Maybe that’s where we have to go.

PJMcK

(25,090 posts)

10. Respectfully, alcoholism was not the point

Reply to Name removed (Reply #7)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:49 AM

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Patel has earned all the criticism he faces and more. I won’t bother to list his transgressions as they have been obvious.

When I read the moniker I found it both humorous and defining of Patel’s personality which is why I shared the nickname. This clown is in charge of our national law enforcement agency?! His thoughts and actions deserve ridicule. Also, please recall all of the personal insults— none of which were humorous— Trump has doled out to his enemies. Turnabout is fair play, wouldn’t you say?

Alcoholism is a serious disease and it has impacted my life in numerous ways. Alcoholism isn’t funny. But given Patel’s behavior, he’s fair game to be targeted.

Welcome to posting on DU. Most of us here are passionate progressives with strong opinions. I hope you’ll continue sharing your thoughts on this wonderful website.

By the way, Patel’s eyes creep me out.

Harker

(18,018 posts)

20. There are very possibly cross-eyed DUers, too...

Reply to Name removed (Reply #7)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:15 AM

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for whom a mocking of Patel's physical condition might cause discomfort or unhappiness, for that, too, can be a serious matter.

It's very difficult to participate fully here without occasionally upsetting someone.

I trust you'll find that DUers are a thoughtful, well-meaning lot who share more commonalities than serious differences.

Swede

(39,861 posts)

9. J. stands for Juiced.

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:49 AM

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PJMcK

(25,090 posts)

11. Good one! (n/t)

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:50 AM

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QueerDuck

(1,899 posts)

12. That's great! Send it to Jimmy Kimmel... I bet he'd use it in one of his monologues.

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:52 AM

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Bo Zarts

(26,410 posts)

13. Ca$h Bar Patel, Director FBI

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:53 AM

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Federal Bureau of Intoxication

PJMcK

(25,090 posts)

14. I like it! (n/t)

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:55 AM

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LSparkle

(12,227 posts)

16. Kashyap (you can't make this stuff up)

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:03 AM

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It’s his real name. Also works in “Shut your stinking’ kashyap.”

Aussie105

(8,106 posts)

17. Patel needs to be breathalysed before any meeting.

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:05 AM

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And sent home if he registers at all.

FoxNewsSucks

(11,875 posts)

18. it's fitting He's an integral part

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:09 AM

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of the Liquor Cabinet

tymfinity46

(8 posts)

21. I kinda liked

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:27 AM

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Yappy

LetMyPeopleVote

(181,210 posts)

23. For this thread

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 12:42 PM

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J. Edgar Boozer
— (@godlessbitch.bsky.social) 2026-04-23T13:40:23.325Z

J. EDGAR BOOZER !........ðŸ¤£
— M Meerkat (@kackbro.bsky.social) 2026-04-23T13:28:15.016Z

â€œI think theyâ€™re on to me.â€ â€” J. Edgar Boozer
— Hoodlum ðŸ‡ºðŸ‡¸ (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) 2026-04-24T01:50:08.709Z

J. Edgar Boozer.
— Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) 2026-04-23T00:44:51.697Z

Blue Owl

(59,451 posts)

24. Bwah!

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 06:05 PM

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magicarpet

(19,099 posts)

26. We shouldn't laugh at our leaders like this,..

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 06:47 PM

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... even is most of them are irredeemable absolute buffoons.

Smirk/Giggle.

Totally Tunsie

(11,964 posts)

27. He'll always be Petty Kash Patel to me.

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Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:01 PM

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