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Orrex

(67,306 posts) Tue Apr 28, 2026, 06:54 AM Tuesday

Is he dead yet?

Succumbed to injuries by a shooter who was on another floor?

Shot by royal guards while trying to manhandle King Charles?

Smothered in his sleep after forgetting Melania's 400th birthday?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Tuesday OP
Was so shocked seeing Jimmy Kimmel SocialDemocrat61 Tuesday #1
No but malaise Tuesday #2
He's been hollering about security EYESORE 9001 Tuesday #3
Hahaha "Melania's 400th Birthday" johnnyfins Tuesday #4
Tried to be a decent human but he was just too high-strung. I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear. twodogsbarking Tuesday #5
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Tuesday #6
Keep hope alive. surfered Tuesday #9
Yes! SheltieLover Tuesday #13
Soon... SheltieLover Tuesday #12
Now would be good. niyad Tuesday #16
RFN! SheltieLover Tuesday #20
;-{) ROUNDUP Goonch Tuesday #7
Not dead yet, but closer, much closer. Joinfortmill Tuesday #8
Patience children! Aussie105 Tuesday #10
We have already been waiting a VERYYYYYYYY long time! niyad Tuesday #17
No, but it's still early. Plenty of time left for the fortunate event. SheltieLover Tuesday #11
I would be very happy with an early birthday present. niyad Tuesday #14
Yes! This will be a great gift to the entire world! SheltieLover Tuesday #21
Awwwwwwww, thank you so much! niyad Tuesday #23
So would I GopherGal Tuesday #33
Mine is tomorrow! niyad Tuesday #34
"Still NO??????" hlthe2b Tuesday #15
May your wish come true very soon MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #36
Killed by hemorrhage after bumping his head on the table while... NNadir Tuesday #18
Remember that some of the best times of your life haven't happened yet twodogsbarking Tuesday #19
One day closer. QueerDuck Tuesday #22
Camilla's hat has a tiny spike coated with a nameless poison Wicked Blue Tuesday #24
Good one! niyad Tuesday #29
Going by his hair health... Kid Berwyn Tuesday #25
We cannot wait that long. niyad Tuesday #30
In all seriousness. This guy looks incapable of finishing out his term. LetMyPeopleVote Tuesday #26
What's the deal with his bottom teeth? They look like Legos. Ocelot II Tuesday #27
Very weird. niyad Tuesday #32
He does not look like he could finish out the week. Please let it be so! niyad Tuesday #31
Sent to the Tower of London... Dulcinea Tuesday #28
Nothing would bring me more pleasure Blue Owl Tuesday #35

EYESORE 9001

(29,851 posts)
3. He's been hollering about security
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:23 AM
Tuesday

Perhaps a hermetically sealed vault six feet underground is just the sort of secure place he’s been looking for. It’s even climate controlled. 58F year round.

twodogsbarking

(19,152 posts)
5. Tried to be a decent human but he was just too high-strung. I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:30 AM
Tuesday

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niyad

(133,533 posts)
6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:40 AM
Tuesday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(81,422 posts)
21. Yes! This will be a great gift to the entire world!
Reply to niyad (Reply #14)
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:16 AM
Tuesday

Happy early birthday! May all your hopes & dreams be realized in the here & now!

NNadir

(38,370 posts)
18. Killed by hemorrhage after bumping his head on the table while...
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:45 AM
Tuesday

...ducking during a fake assassination rehearsal?

Wicked Blue

(8,973 posts)
24. Camilla's hat has a tiny spike coated with a nameless poison
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 11:25 AM
Tuesday

and he "just happens" to bump into it. Charles then reclaims the US as a British colony, and we all get free healthcare.

Kid Berwyn

(24,849 posts)
25. Going by his hair health...
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 11:27 AM
Tuesday

...Soon, although I hope he makes it to the midterms so Thiel doesn't have a chance to roll out Couchhumper, the living Palantir Gift Card.

Dulcinea

(10,234 posts)
28. Sent to the Tower of London...
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 11:35 AM
Tuesday

...after insulting/behaving badly towards the king and queen? (Wait for it!)

Blue Owl

(59,451 posts)
35. Nothing would bring me more pleasure
Reply to Dulcinea (Reply #28)
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 06:37 PM
Tuesday

Than his ugly severed head, permanently silenced and stuck on a pike as a warning for future generations

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