The day I turn 80 and it is Obama's birthday as well.

My birthday!!

I take the under. All of them.

Right after he gets wiped out in the midterms

nixon got on marine 1 for the last time on my bday, so i’m picking that.
never thought i’d have a bigger gift than that, but hope springs eternal.

you're in!

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die on July 4th just hours apart?

I would almost hate to have them lumped with The Felon/Traitor, though. I'd prefer to have him shuffle off before that day so we could have a true celebration without him, but it's a roll of the dice.....

The day new congress starts.

We don't need leeches in our pool.

great birthday present to myseif

(and knowing their competency levels, that'll keep few state security apparatus goons busy chasing down a wild guess for a week or two)

Anybody else?

for no reason other than it's my birthday.

However, I'm so apoplectic today after the news of the ballroom begging, the proposed renaming of ICE, and now the Palm Beach Airport contract stipulations that, sadly, I might not make it to that date to see it happen. The rage is bubbling inside me and is becoming difficult to contain.

This motherfucker is gonna live forever

Because I have a sick sense of humor, my pool date is Juneteenth - June 19.

Merry Christmas!

Whatever day he deep-sixes will be Christmas for me!

(I gotcha down!)

I’d like to be able to enjoy autumn. Spread his ashes across one of his golf courses. Or bury him under one of his gold statues of himself. Maybe we should have another poll as to what to do with his remains. It’s nice to keep happy thoughts.

It will be remembered as our Liberation Day. Sort of like Bastille Day, but one day sooner.
How great is that?!

(you're down for it!)

October 23, 2026... First day of the World Series... Hoping to hit one out of the park...

May Carnac the Magnificent hear my plea...


Answer: No fence, no flowers, no real estate taxes"...



Question: What message will Krasnov be sending to Americans soon?


[referring to his burial plot on one of his golf courses somewhere in the USA]...

(I think I should win)

I think half the country will agree with you!

He will have long been dissapeared from public life by that time. Physical disability will be the initial driver of his self-imposed retreat, not wanting to appear as frail as he is fast becoming. Vascular dementia (what we are most likely seeing now) will continue it’s steady work and could easily be joined by ALZ-type dementia if that disease is not effectively curable by then (and I think it will be).

But I would prefer today. If he could just spontaneously drop over today just to prove me wrong - that would be awesome.

is gonna be AWFULLY hard on my BLADDER....! I hope I don't have to wait that long to empty on his putrid corpse.

If it's not taken yet!

but will he really die?