He has one piece of hair and he twirls it around his head to make it look like he's not bald. I'm now believing that's true cause that's a great big ass bald spot right there in the front.

Is packet full of prime shit.

Since so many are stupid enough to vote for him, he thinks that wispy swirl fools everyone.

At least he stopped using the 'hair tint color of the day'.

Gave him a special Magic Mirror that lies more than trump dies. Not really a mirror, just a framed picture of Stallone in his Rambo prime.

about which animal crawled up on tsf's and died every morning.

And inside his head, it has to be simple 'cuz he is so stupid

But what it is: he and his family& buddies are all getting rich with grift, scams, corruption, bribes and market manipulation (see todays djia) Thats all there is to it

The royal scam is this: Putin is destroying America without firing a shot

The KIND that grows on a monkeys ass. One of those that has those big bald red swollen asses.
Does he not realize that when he always sits, because his fat ass is too WEAK to stand, all those idiots standing behind and above him can see just how ridiculous that combover looks?
Yet they still think he is Jesus 2.0 above the most gifted genetic specimen ever created.
I am so sick of people that run to a camera to speak that MUST have 20 clowns stand behind them for show.
What would a college faculty think of a Student in a class doing a required oral presentation for an assignment have all his bro’s standing behind him because of the fear of public speaking?

wrapped around his ugly head. Our 80 year old with blonde hair?

at least one toupee that looks more natural than his actual hair. They've come a long way over the years. IIRC, he has scarring on his scalp from a botched scalp reduction so he can't shave his head.

Disclaimer: His dad wore a hairpiece and the effect was pretty unsettling, as if he was wearing a mask of someone else's face.

to retain his trademark super shitty look. The man is incredibly vain and egotistial. He somehow thinks that looks good.

His hair is DISQUALIFYING.

But I'm much less interested in his hair as I am his criminality