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mnmoderatedem

(3,913 posts)
Thu May 7, 2026, 05:34 PM Thursday

Kash Patel in "panic mode"


Breaking on MSNBC. Apparently freaking out about losing his job. Panicking and demanding polygraphs for those within who blew the whistle on his alarming drinking stories.

And here I am without my violin

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Kash Patel in "panic mode" (Original Post) mnmoderatedem Thursday OP
If only i had a bottle of Kash Patel bourbon to celebrate his demise dem4decades Thursday #1
nah mnmoderatedem Thursday #3
From what I saw it's just rebranded woodford reserve fujiyamasan Thursday #9
Don't you mean Ka$h Patel Woodford Reserve bourbon? Bo Zarts Thursday #19
Just a sneak preview for him of life after his goombah boss keels over (soon)... Moostache Thursday #2
Bye bye malaise Thursday #4
⬇️ sprinkleeninow Thursday #5
Don't worry. If Trump sacks him he'll be replaced by someone even worse. Ocelot II Thursday #6
Once he's out of there and the scandal breaks wide open, can you imagine the reporting? hlthe2b Thursday #7
My violin is plumb worn out. jeffreyi Thursday #8
Tell it to AA, Kash . . . . . no_hypocrisy Thursday #10
I'm looking forward to learning how much Hassler Thursday #11
Good Susan Calvin Thursday #12
"..heart.." ? Cha 23 hrs ago #24
I have my violin, but it's extremely small, out of tune, and missing a string. AZLD4Candidate Thursday #13
He knows just how to deal with a panic attack ToxMarz Thursday #14
I sold my violin to buy gas. BlueSpot Thursday #15
Winner, winner, Chicken dinner!!! Talitha Thursday #21
a kazoo will do. Tetrachloride Thursday #16
Maybe he should take up drinking. NameAlreadyTaken Thursday #17
I got a "whoopee cushion" I can loan ya. 3Hotdogs Thursday #18
It never fails to amuse me odins folly Thursday #20
I wanna see that fucker running for his miserable life Blue Owl Yesterday #22
He will lose his job. Unfortunately for us, trump will replace him with a clone themaguffin Yesterday #23

fujiyamasan

(1,986 posts)
9. From what I saw it's just rebranded woodford reserve
Thu May 7, 2026, 06:50 PM
Thursday

He doesn’t have the talent to be a distiller. He’s like Trump, just lending his name to something.

But of course without the name. lol

Moostache

(11,262 posts)
2. Just a sneak preview for him of life after his goombah boss keels over (soon)...
Thu May 7, 2026, 05:37 PM
Thursday

Kash? No one EVER thought you were qualified to do anything in the first place, but we will certainly enjoy watching you do time in prison for your crimes and general pop gets to introduce you to the concept of prison life up close and extremely personal.

Ocelot II

(131,123 posts)
6. Don't worry. If Trump sacks him he'll be replaced by someone even worse.
Thu May 7, 2026, 05:43 PM
Thursday

The barrel has no bottom.

hlthe2b

(114,501 posts)
7. Once he's out of there and the scandal breaks wide open, can you imagine the reporting?
Thu May 7, 2026, 06:33 PM
Thursday

Of course MAGATs can't really face the lifelong (or even "minute's long" ) shame that a Dem would under similar circumstance, so he'll be right back on a podcast or some such RW-targeted idiocy.

odins folly

(630 posts)
20. It never fails to amuse me
Thu May 7, 2026, 08:34 PM
Thursday

These supposedly alfa males (intentionally misspelled) and stories about them panicking or freaked out about the possibility of losing their job.

I never worried, over a 20 year span, about losing my job. Why you might ask, simple, I did the job I was hired to do and then some, over and above.

That, and the fact I wasn’t a colossal fuck-up grifter piece of shit.

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