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Orrex

(67,396 posts) Mon May 11, 2026, 09:08 AM May 11

Is he dead yet?

86'ed by a Subaru in Jersey?

Went to visit the USNS Mercy and simply vanished?

Bifurcated by a laser, crotch first?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex May 11 OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 11 #1

We all share your dream surfered May 11 #14

Soon. As in rfn! SheltieLover May 11 #20

This message was self-deleted by its author Goonch May 11 #2

No but malaise May 11 #3

Melted and poured down his gullet. Blue Full Moon May 11 #9

I'd pay to watch his orifices malaise May 11 #11

Poetic justice! Blue Owl May 11 #12

"And the world unites in shared wishes and prayers..." hlthe2b May 11 #4

Hehe malaise May 11 #5

Aw MustLoveBeagles May 11 #16

Went to sleep at the dinner table...fell forward... MiHale May 11 #6

One Day LetMyPeopleVote May 11 #7

Stabbed his own portrait and died. no_hypocrisy May 11 #8

Tripped and fell into the newly blue Reflecting Pool Wicked Blue May 11 #10

Spock believes he's already brain dead. surfered May 11 #13

Lol MustLoveBeagles May 11 #17

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea May 11 #15

No cheering out my big city window -yet- ; so I guess not. Sigh. electric_blue68 May 11 #18

Sadly not yet, but plenty of time left today! SheltieLover May 11 #19

niyad

(134,035 posts)

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2026, 09:11 AM

May 11

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,296 posts)

14. We all share your dream

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon May 11, 2026, 11:28 AM

May 11

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

SheltieLover

(81,721 posts)

20. Soon. As in rfn!

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon May 11, 2026, 03:10 PM

May 11

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Response to Orrex (Original post)

Goonch This message was self-deleted by its author.

malaise

(297,985 posts)

3. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2026, 09:15 AM

May 11

A fitting end would be for the Fort Knox gold bars to come crashing down and crush him to smithereens

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221231617

Blue Full Moon

(3,651 posts)

9. Melted and poured down his gullet.

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Mon May 11, 2026, 10:29 AM

May 11

malaise

(297,985 posts)

11. I'd pay to watch his orifices

Reply to Blue Full Moon (Reply #9)

Mon May 11, 2026, 10:34 AM

May 11

turn to gold. So would he but it would kill him. 😀

Blue Owl

(59,627 posts)

12. Poetic justice!

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Mon May 11, 2026, 10:51 AM

May 11

I would love that…..

hlthe2b

(114,694 posts)

4. "And the world unites in shared wishes and prayers..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2026, 09:20 AM

May 11

(I didn't say FOR WHAT...)

malaise

(297,985 posts)

5. Hehe

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #4)

Mon May 11, 2026, 09:23 AM

May 11

Too cool😀

MustLoveBeagles

(17,290 posts)

16. Aw

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #4)

Mon May 11, 2026, 01:00 PM

May 11

So cute

MiHale

(13,175 posts)

6. Went to sleep at the dinner table...fell forward...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2026, 09:39 AM

May 11

on to the knife he was holding…penetrating what was left of his withered brain…killing him instantly.

LetMyPeopleVote

(182,091 posts)

7. One Day

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2026, 10:11 AM

May 11

no_hypocrisy

(55,384 posts)

8. Stabbed his own portrait and died.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2026, 10:22 AM

May 11

Credit to Oscar Wilde

Wicked Blue

(9,022 posts)

10. Tripped and fell into the newly blue Reflecting Pool

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2026, 10:32 AM

May 11

which had been refilled with blue Jello

surfered

(14,296 posts)

13. Spock believes he's already brain dead.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2026, 11:23 AM

May 11

MustLoveBeagles

(17,290 posts)

17. Lol

Reply to surfered (Reply #13)

Mon May 11, 2026, 01:02 PM

May 11

Dulcinea

(10,313 posts)

15. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2026, 12:07 PM

May 11

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

But the idea of "Bifurcated by a laser, crotch first" is really intriguing.

electric_blue68

(27,326 posts)

18. No cheering out my big city window -yet- ; so I guess not. Sigh.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2026, 02:09 PM

May 11

SheltieLover

(81,721 posts)

19. Sadly not yet, but plenty of time left today!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2026, 03:09 PM

May 11

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