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Miles Archer

(24,436 posts) Tue May 12, 2026, 09:47 AM May 12

"Trump to undergo medical checkup ahead of 80th birthday" and I'm f*cking SURE the results will be HONESTLY REPORTED.

WASHINGTON (TNND) — President Donald Trump is scheduled to undergo another medical checkup this month as part of his annual physical and routine preventive care, according to the White House.

Administration officials said he will visit doctors at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on May 26. It will mark his fourth visit to medical experts since returning to office. Trump turns 80 on June 14.

Trump commented on his health Monday during an event on maternal healthcare, saying he feels the same as he did 50 years ago.

“I feel literally the same,” he said. “I don’t know why. It’s not because I eat the best foods.”

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"Trump to undergo medical checkup ahead of 80th birthday" and I'm f*cking SURE the results will be HONESTLY REPORTED. (Original Post) Miles Archer May 12 OP

"Dog,pony,show,bull,shit, squirrel..." Swede May 12 #1

He will be revealed to be the healthiest president ever to set foot in the White House, Ocelot II May 12 #2

Simplest medical exam, ever. Hugin May 12 #4

He is in such good shape he has blonde hair pwb May 12 #3

"Big strong men with tears in their eyes are thanking me for identifying giraffes!" struggle4progress May 12 #5

You bet, you can trust this administration republianmushroom May 12 #6

Swede

(40,141 posts)

1. "Dog,pony,show,bull,shit, squirrel..."

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Tue May 12, 2026, 09:48 AM

May 12

Ocelot II

(131,305 posts)

2. He will be revealed to be the healthiest president ever to set foot in the White House,

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Tue May 12, 2026, 09:49 AM

May 12

because the wife and children of the doctor who produced the report are tied up and gagged in the bathroom at Mierda-Lardo with the boxes of classified documents.

Hugin

(38,024 posts)

4. Simplest medical exam, ever.

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #2)

Tue May 12, 2026, 10:04 AM

May 12

The results are already written and all they have to do is sign them. (Then, pick up their loved ones down at the pier in an unmarked panel van without being followed.)