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slingsam

(471 posts)
Fri May 15, 2026, 05:53 PM May 15

I was going to paint my toilet bowl blue

butt he stole my idea.....I just don't want to get sued. So now.......
I will just paint his face on the bottom of my bowl

It will reflect like shit stains on my ass

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I was going to paint my toilet bowl blue (Original Post) slingsam May 15 OP
lmfao ZDU May 15 #1
That's actually pretty funny LilElf70 May 15 #2
Lake Louise Banff surfered May 15 #3
Found it surfered May 15 #4
Maybe that's where Trump got the idea, thinking it was real surfered May 15 #7
You win the internets for malaise May 15 #5
Try tidy bowl, no doubt tacky tump uses it. Clouds Passing May 15 #6
Amazon has everything Warpy May 15 #8
Daughter's boyfriend Just Jerome May 15 #9
I'd have loved it at that age Warpy May 15 #11
Flush Trump NBachers May 15 #10

surfered

(14,393 posts)
3. Lake Louise Banff
Fri May 15, 2026, 07:30 PM
May 15

As an April Fools joke, Travel Alberta once sent out a press release, describing how the bottom of Lake Louise is painted each year to achieve the gorgeous shade, Lake Louise Turquoise Blue. Going so far as to release edited photos of a drained lake and painting underway, the internet went viral with the story.

I remember seeing the photo. The lake had been drained and a workman with a long handled roller brush was painting the bottom, rocks and all.

Just Jerome

(568 posts)
9. Daughter's boyfriend
Fri May 15, 2026, 08:23 PM
May 15

gave me a roll of trump toilet paper. I put it in a Dirty Santa exchange at church. The twelve year old girl who got it LOVED it!

Warpy

(114,695 posts)
11. I'd have loved it at that age
Fri May 15, 2026, 08:50 PM
May 15

but the age of the monumentally stupid Re-publican hadn't happened quite yet.

Still, if you want to shit on Fatso, you'll want to target him appropriately. toward the source. He's certainly been shitting on all of us.

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