about what they have agreed upon. trump lies a lot.

Cash, gold, land, oil.

hostilities will magically cease. 'Cept for one small problem. The Iranians don't play that game. I wonder what Plan B is. Oh, that's right, there is no Plan B.

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If stocks are up, Donnie and his pals sell and then hours later, he announces more futile bombings that never happen. Stocks will drop as a result of that announcement and when the market bottoms out, the inside traders (or is it traitors?) buy. Lather, rinse, repeat next week.

math skill reaches. After all, don’t forget he promises that under his astute math skills your prescriptions will see a 500% reduction in costs. No one should trust any of his applied percentages anymore than el president’s true height or fantasies about genitalia endowment.

I too, have a load of chores waiting until the picnic tables are cleared for me by my sycophantic ants numbering in the thousands of billions. So how many trillion ants you blithering fool?

If he unloads the dishwasher, he expects an academy award for performance!

Filling out names and dates on the agreement template?

Apparently he's serious here, and he has no sense of how ridiculous he sounds.

that Frank Luntz is a schmuck? A big one.

"Frank Ian Luntz is an American political and communications consultant and pollster. His work has included developing talking points and other messaging for Republican causes, assistance with messaging for Newt Gingrich's Contract with America, and public relations support for The Israel Project"

Per a commenter:
"The tweet is satirical. He's making fun of Scott Jennings"