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Orrex

(67,516 posts) Sat May 30, 2026, 06:55 AM May 30

Is he dead yet?

Torn to shreds by the vengeful spirits of exhumed Vietnamese?

Coronary upon learning that he's suddenly on the hook for $1.7B?

Crushed during construction accident by workers swiftly removing his name from the Kennedy Center?

Holy fucking shit for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex May 30 OP

Trampled by a stampeed of golden horses? SheltieLover May 30 #1

;-{) POST PHYSICAL NIGHT SNACK Goonch May 30 #2

if only, if only, if only... but I'm particularly loving the 3rd one LymphocyteLover May 30 #3

The ghosts got my attention, too. 👻🇻🇳👻🇻🇳👻 littlemissmartypants May 30 #9

Maybe part of the reason the slob is up rage tweeting every night? SheltieLover May 30 #11

No but malaise May 30 #4

We should do a countdown with gag gifts... 🤪 🤔 littlemissmartypants May 30 #10

My playlist starts with malaise May 30 #19

Hopefully he won't bounce back up!! littlemissmartypants May 30 #21

We can but wish and hope. Celerity May 30 #5

C'mon already ya fat fuck piece of shit pedo raping racist Blue Owl May 30 #6

Just like him? 👍 littlemissmartypants May 30 #8

And irrefutably public! SheltieLover May 30 #12

🌞Good morning! Can I get everything, all at once for $1776? littlemissmartypants May 30 #7

Good morning to you & your best girl floof, Pants! SheltieLover May 30 #13

🌞❤️ littlemissmartypants May 30 #14

💞💞 SheltieLover May 30 #15

Not dead, but his medical confirmed a few things... True Dough May 30 #16

You win the thread malaise May 30 #26

Only half? MustLoveBeagles May 30 #30

Church bells will ring bucolic_frolic May 30 #17

No, but Trump's physical finds he's gained 14 pounds and approaching clinical obesity. surfered May 30 #18

But "We love the troops "! COL Mustard May 30 #20

Enjoy malaise May 30 #28

Great documentary, doctors. Kid Berwyn May 30 #32

He decided to find out whether he won Wicked Blue May 30 #22

Hit on the head by an accidentally dropped letter being removed from the Kennedy Center? QueerDuck May 30 #23

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 30 #24

We share your hope.. surfered May 30 #25

"He's choking on three big legal findings AGAINST him...." hlthe2b May 30 #27

Swinging puppies are adorable puppies MustLoveBeagles May 30 #33

Trumps test results are in LetMyPeopleVote May 30 #29

Slowly, but steadily. Kid Berwyn May 30 #31

Very creative! MustLoveBeagles May 30 #34

Thank you very much, MustLoveBeagles! Kid Berwyn May 30 #35

The dead Kennedys (not the band) chase dump in his dreams MustLoveBeagles May 30 #36

SheltieLover

(82,554 posts)

1. Trampled by a stampeed of golden horses?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 06:56 AM

May 30

Goonch

(5,870 posts)

2. ;-{) POST PHYSICAL NIGHT SNACK

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:23 AM

May 30

LymphocyteLover

(10,351 posts)

3. if only, if only, if only... but I'm particularly loving the 3rd one

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:26 AM

May 30

littlemissmartypants

(35,366 posts)

9. The ghosts got my attention, too. 👻🇻🇳👻🇻🇳👻

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #3)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:45 AM

May 30

SheltieLover

(82,554 posts)

11. Maybe part of the reason the slob is up rage tweeting every night?

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #9)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:51 AM

May 30

👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

malaise

(299,351 posts)

4. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:28 AM

May 30

He’s hiding the medical
15 days to go to the big 80

littlemissmartypants

(35,366 posts)

10. We should do a countdown with gag gifts... 🤪 🤔

Reply to malaise (Reply #4)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:47 AM

May 30

malaise

(299,351 posts)

19. My playlist starts with

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #10)

Sat May 30, 2026, 08:47 AM

May 30

What a Hard Man fi Dead

littlemissmartypants

(35,366 posts)

21. Hopefully he won't bounce back up!!

Reply to malaise (Reply #19)

Sat May 30, 2026, 08:50 AM

May 30

Celerity

(55,259 posts)

5. We can but wish and hope.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:32 AM

May 30

FOAD Trump.

Blue Owl

(59,946 posts)

6. C'mon already ya fat fuck piece of shit pedo raping racist

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:38 AM

May 30

May his death be ugly

littlemissmartypants

(35,366 posts)

8. Just like him? 👍

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #6)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:42 AM

May 30

SheltieLover

(82,554 posts)

12. And irrefutably public!

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #6)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:51 AM

May 30

littlemissmartypants

(35,366 posts)

7. 🌞Good morning! Can I get everything, all at once for $1776?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:41 AM

May 30

Or $250? As long as it's all three, I'd pay anything. I like having a backup plan. 😉

I hope that everyone has a lovely day!

❤️🤍💙

SheltieLover

(82,554 posts)

13. Good morning to you & your best girl floof, Pants!

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #7)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:52 AM

May 30

littlemissmartypants

(35,366 posts)

14. 🌞❤️

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #13)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:56 AM

May 30

SheltieLover

(82,554 posts)

15. 💞💞

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #14)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:59 AM

May 30

True Dough

(27,613 posts)

16. Not dead, but his medical confirmed a few things...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 08:22 AM

May 30

malaise

(299,351 posts)

26. You win the thread

Reply to True Dough (Reply #16)

Sat May 30, 2026, 09:23 AM

May 30

Choking with laughter

MustLoveBeagles

(18,183 posts)

30. Only half?

Reply to True Dough (Reply #16)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:23 PM

May 30

I'd dispute that number. Should be much higher

bucolic_frolic

(56,258 posts)

17. Church bells will ring

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 08:26 AM

May 30

everyone will want a tug

surfered

(14,949 posts)

18. No, but Trump's physical finds he's gained 14 pounds and approaching clinical obesity.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 08:41 AM

May 30

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-health-2676975717/

Retaining fluids due to congestive heart failure, hopefully. Then there’s this :

No fat soldiers, but what about the Commander-in-Chief?

And soldiers have to pay their own way to Trump’s big event? Kinda cheesy, don’t you think?

COL Mustard

(8,477 posts)

20. But "We love the troops "!

Reply to surfered (Reply #18)

Sat May 30, 2026, 08:49 AM

May 30

What better way to show it than making them pay out of pocket to attend this kind of event?

malaise

(299,351 posts)

28. Enjoy

Reply to surfered (Reply #18)

Sat May 30, 2026, 09:44 AM

May 30

Kid Berwyn

(25,411 posts)

32. Great documentary, doctors.

Reply to malaise (Reply #28)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:30 PM

May 30

The DE-cline is data driven. The DE-mentia is plain to see and a danger to the public.

Wicked Blue

(9,073 posts)

22. He decided to find out whether he won

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 08:56 AM

May 30

when he hears the phrase

"He who dies with the most toys wins."

QueerDuck

(2,079 posts)

23. Hit on the head by an accidentally dropped letter being removed from the Kennedy Center?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 08:56 AM

May 30

niyad

(135,154 posts)

24. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 09:01 AM

May 30

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,949 posts)

25. We share your hope..

Reply to niyad (Reply #24)

Sat May 30, 2026, 09:17 AM

May 30

hlthe2b

(115,120 posts)

27. "He's choking on three big legal findings AGAINST him...."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 09:44 AM

May 30

"but we just be 'chillin..." (and biding our time)

MustLoveBeagles

(18,183 posts)

33. Swinging puppies are adorable puppies

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #27)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:35 PM

May 30

LetMyPeopleVote

(183,616 posts)

29. Trumps test results are in

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 09:53 AM

May 30

Kid Berwyn

(25,411 posts)

31. Slowly, but steadily.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:26 PM

May 30

Guy’s rotting from the inside out. Wait until his skin suit explodes like the alien-stuffed evil farmer in Men in Black, with expanding icky pants that explode all over the Stephen Millers of the Turd Reich. Cut! It’s a wrap.

MustLoveBeagles

(18,183 posts)

34. Very creative!

Reply to Kid Berwyn (Reply #31)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:36 PM

May 30

Kid Berwyn

(25,411 posts)

35. Thank you very much, MustLoveBeagles!

Reply to MustLoveBeagles (Reply #34)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:58 PM

May 30

The flying saucer script is more believable than the real-life story playing out from Mobland-on-the-Potomac.

Who could imagine an American president looting Fort Knox like Auric Goldfinger while demanding he be worshipped like a communist tyrant, besides Poppy Bush and Rev. Moon?

In a June 2018 interview on Fox News, Donald Trump praised North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and expressed a desire for similar loyalty from his own followers, stating: "He speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same."

MustLoveBeagles

(18,183 posts)

36. The dead Kennedys (not the band) chase dump in his dreams

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 09:05 PM

May 30

He wakes with a start during a cabinet meeting. There's a struggle! The ghosts are real! RFK is trying without luck to slap some sense into his son As dump witnesses this he feels cold fingers slither around his neck. His vision goes dark....

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