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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Torn to shreds by the vengeful spirits of exhumed Vietnamese?
Coronary upon learning that he's suddenly on the hook for $1.7B?
Crushed during construction accident by workers swiftly removing his name from the Kennedy Center?
Holy fucking shit for literally any reason at all?
SheltieLover
(81,900 posts)Goonch
(5,667 posts)
;-LymphocyteLover
(10,224 posts)littlemissmartypants
(34,652 posts)SheltieLover
(81,900 posts)👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻
malaise
(298,359 posts)Hes hiding the medical
15 days to go to the big 80
littlemissmartypants
(34,652 posts)malaise
(298,359 posts)What a Hard Man fi Dead
littlemissmartypants
(34,652 posts)Celerity
(55,046 posts)FOAD Trump.
Blue Owl
(59,707 posts)May his death be ugly
littlemissmartypants
(34,652 posts)SheltieLover
(81,900 posts)littlemissmartypants
(34,652 posts)Or $250? As long as it's all three, I'd pay anything. I like having a backup plan. 😉
I hope that everyone has a lovely day!
❤️🤍💙
SheltieLover
(81,900 posts)littlemissmartypants
(34,652 posts)SheltieLover
(81,900 posts)True Dough
(27,415 posts)
malaise
(298,359 posts)Choking with laughter
MustLoveBeagles
(17,586 posts)I'd dispute that number. Should be much higher
bucolic_frolic
(55,993 posts)everyone will want a tug
surfered
(14,535 posts)Retaining fluids due to congestive heart failure, hopefully. Then theres this :

No fat soldiers, but what about the Commander-in-Chief?
And soldiers have to pay their own way to Trumps big event? Kinda cheesy, dont you think?
COL Mustard
(8,427 posts)What better way to show it than making them pay out of pocket to attend this kind of event?
malaise
(298,359 posts)Kid Berwyn
(25,160 posts)The DE-cline is data driven. The DE-mentia is plain to see and a danger to the public.
Wicked Blue
(9,038 posts)when he hears the phrase
"He who dies with the most toys wins."
QueerDuck
(1,957 posts)niyad
(134,252 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
surfered
(14,535 posts)
hlthe2b
(114,828 posts)"but we just be 'chillin..." (and biding our time)

MustLoveBeagles
(17,586 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
(182,677 posts)
Kid Berwyn
(25,160 posts)Guys rotting from the inside out. Wait until his skin suit explodes like the alien-stuffed evil farmer in Men in Black, with expanding icky pants that explode all over the Stephen Millers of the Turd Reich. Cut! Its a wrap.
MustLoveBeagles
(17,586 posts)Kid Berwyn
(25,160 posts)The flying saucer script is more believable than the real-life story playing out from Mobland-on-the-Potomac.
Who could imagine an American president looting Fort Knox like Auric Goldfinger while demanding he be worshipped like a communist tyrant, besides Poppy Bush and Rev. Moon?
In a June 2018 interview on Fox News, Donald Trump praised North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and expressed a desire for similar loyalty from his own followers, stating: "He speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same."
MustLoveBeagles
(17,586 posts)He wakes with a start during a cabinet meeting. There's a struggle! The ghosts are real! RFK is trying without luck to slap some sense into his son As dump witnesses this he feels cold fingers slither around his neck. His vision goes dark....