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struggle4progress

(127,158 posts) Sun May 31, 2026, 10:17 AM May 31

What Trump birthday event would you like to see?

27 votes, 4 passes \| Time left: Unlimited
	He goes down Niagara Falls in a barrel
	2 (7%)
	He sets a world record for kissing rattlesnakes
	3 (11%)
	He rides a steam-powered rocket over Snake River Canyon
	0 (0%)
	He bungee jumps off the New River Gorge Bridge
	2 (7%)
	He skis the Big Couloir
	0 (0%)
	He wingsuits to Bedminster from atop One World Trade Center
	0 (0%)
	He duplicates Houdini's escape from a packing crate nailed shut and thrown into the East River
	14 (52%)
	He eats an entire working Model T
	0 (0%)
	Other
	6 (22%)
	4 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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What Trump birthday event would you like to see? (Original Post) struggle4progress May 31 OP

He dies leftstreet May 31 #1

A one way ride in a coroner's car. House of Roberts May 31 #2

A perfect and beautiful cardiovascular event on national TV dalton99a May 31 #3

if it doesnt happen on air, we may never know. mopinko May 31 #13

His funeral! nt intheozone May 31 #4

I'm sure the celebrations will be much larger Hey Joe May 31 #5

A squirting brain aneurysm as he eats a double portion of birthday cake,.... magicarpet May 31 #6

He should go out on the same day he came in. It would be a fucking fantastic 250th Autumn May 31 #7

Unanimous thought. Traildogbob May 31 #8

He attends his own malaise May 31 #9

As the guest of dishonor Historic NY May 31 #10

Nicely played malaise May 31 #11

;-{) NOBODY CAME Goonch May 31 #12

HELP US RONALD McDONALD! Thunderbeast May 31 #21

Trump runs around the White House justaprogressive May 31 #14

He gets struck by lightning... 3catwoman3 May 31 #15

I'd like to see a Jeopardy tournament featuring all of Team Trump competing. Midnight Writer May 31 #16

Haha malaise May 31 #17

OTHER: The Mashed Potato milestogo May 31 #18

Another vote for his funeral here! Totally Tunsie May 31 #19

Keeling over due to shitting himself in his pants to the grave. sakabatou May 31 #20

leftstreet

(41,367 posts)

1. He dies

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:19 AM

May 31

is that too rude?

House of Roberts

(6,723 posts)

2. A one way ride in a coroner's car.

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:24 AM

May 31

dalton99a

(96,209 posts)

3. A perfect and beautiful cardiovascular event on national TV

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:28 AM

May 31

mopinko

(74,237 posts)

13. if it doesnt happen on air, we may never know.

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #3)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:25 AM

May 31

my fear is we have a weekend at bernie’s sitch that lasts for months.

intheozone

(1,139 posts)

4. His funeral! nt

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:37 AM

May 31

Hey Joe

(893 posts)

5. I'm sure the celebrations will be much larger

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:37 AM

May 31

On his death day than on any of his birthdays!🪦⚰️🎉🍾🥂

magicarpet

(19,529 posts)

6. A squirting brain aneurysm as he eats a double portion of birthday cake,....

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:38 AM

May 31

.... with two scoops of chocolate ice cream.

Autumn

(49,038 posts)

7. He should go out on the same day he came in. It would be a fucking fantastic 250th

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:47 AM

May 31

birthday present. The celebration would be epic.

Traildogbob

(13,322 posts)

8. Unanimous thought.

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:49 AM

May 31

80 is long enough for that rapist lying thieving peace of juicy excrement to have poisoned humanity.
Time for HIS hell.

malaise

(299,555 posts)

9. He attends his own

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:49 AM

May 31

WAKE😀

Historic NY

(40,204 posts)

10. As the guest of dishonor

Reply to malaise (Reply #9)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:07 AM

May 31

malaise

(299,555 posts)

11. Nicely played

Reply to Historic NY (Reply #10)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:12 AM

May 31

😀

Goonch

(5,945 posts)

12. ;-{) NOBODY CAME

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:22 AM

May 31

Thunderbeast

(3,841 posts)

21. HELP US RONALD McDONALD!

Reply to Goonch (Reply #12)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:15 PM

May 31

YOUR'E OUR ONLY HOPE!

justaprogressive

(7,315 posts)

14. Trump runs around the White House

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:34 AM

May 31

...til he drops dead!

3catwoman3

(30,163 posts)

15. He gets struck by lightning...

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:53 AM

May 31

…while on the golf course.

Midnight Writer

(25,981 posts)

16. I'd like to see a Jeopardy tournament featuring all of Team Trump competing.

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 12:27 PM

May 31

Of course, the answer to every question will be "Who is Donald Trump?" whether it is correct or not.

malaise

(299,555 posts)

17. Haha

Reply to Midnight Writer (Reply #16)

Sun May 31, 2026, 01:17 PM

May 31

Has he ever read a book?
😀

milestogo

(23,334 posts)

18. OTHER: The Mashed Potato

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 01:48 PM

May 31

You know, the one where somebody dumps a full bowl on his head.

Totally Tunsie

(12,231 posts)

19. Another vote for his funeral here!

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 02:57 PM

May 31

He actually puts the "FUN" in "funeral"!

sakabatou

(46,534 posts)

20. Keeling over due to shitting himself in his pants to the grave.

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 02:59 PM

May 31

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