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Orrex

(67,536 posts) Tue Jun 2, 2026, 07:01 AM Jun 2

Is he dead yet?

Assassinated by someone who's "fucking crazy?"

Devoured after a visit to a Texas ranch?

Fatal coronary upon trying to sneak off with $1.8B anyway?

Just fucking died for literally any reason that you or I or anyone else can name?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jun 2 OP

;-{) DEATH BY GUANO Goonch Jun 2 #1

I was hoping for ultralite001 Jun 2 #2

Was eating KFC so fast SocialDemocrat61 Jun 2 #3

Rats. Thousand of woke rats attack him and chew him up like a piece of old orange cheese. twodogsbarking Jun 2 #4

No but malaise Jun 2 #5

Not yet that I know of, but there is plenty of time left for the fortunate event to occur. SheltieLover Jun 2 #6

I agree bdamomma Jun 2 #15

Any of these plausible offerings would be great. Rfn! SheltieLover Jun 2 #21

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jun 2 #7

We share your dream... surfered Jun 2 #9

The Reaper needs to put that out of our misery! SheltieLover Jun 2 #27

Soon... SheltieLover Jun 2 #26

. Marcuse Jun 2 #8

Or should be And.... n/t Chemical Bill Jun 2 #14

or, "IS". niyad Jun 2 #18

You beat me to it. SheltieLover Jun 2 #24

"Or" works.... Marcuse Jun 2 #34

So if no Trump the MAGAs die? That would be Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. twodogsbarking Jun 2 #37

"Stunned into a silent stroke when "Lyin' Bibi" joins the entire world to scream in unison..." hlthe2b Jun 2 #10

That's some masterful side eye MustLoveBeagles Jun 2 #22

That's a perfect gif! FakeNoose Jun 2 #38

Isn't it through? MustLoveBeagles Jun 2 #39

When this doc says so... GreenWave Jun 2 #11

Thanks for the Star Trek clip MustLoveBeagles Jun 2 #23

Nope, but very nearly done. Joinfortmill Jun 2 #12

Charlie Brown is counting the days FakeNoose Jun 2 #13

Love this bdamomma Jun 2 #16

Another good one MustLoveBeagles Jun 2 #40

His call with Netanyahu is hilarious. I do wonder what sort of control Netanyahu has over tRump LymphocyteLover Jun 2 #17

Assuming the call actually took place. People on that thread were niyad Jun 2 #20

Oh! I only skimmed the piece. I will say it sounded too rational to really be Rump LymphocyteLover Jun 2 #29

I only read the first little bit.That was sickening enough, whether he niyad Jun 2 #30

you mean if any president besides this one? LymphocyteLover Jun 2 #31

Yes, of course! niyad Jun 2 #33

Trumpstein info, same as all the others SheltieLover Jun 2 #25

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Jun 2 #19

The "Crime Minister" Freddie Jun 2 #28

"Is he dead yet?" Well, he's been MIA for nearly a week Wednesdays Jun 2 #32

Coughing up blood last night Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 2 #35

Today could be the day BWdem4life Jun 2 #36

Yet another name for the Gulf of Mexico LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2 #41

Goonch

(5,945 posts)

1. ;-{) DEATH BY GUANO

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 07:06 AM

Jun 2

ultralite001

(2,784 posts)

2. I was hoping for

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 07:15 AM

Jun 2

Death by screw worm…

SocialDemocrat61

(8,315 posts)

3. Was eating KFC so fast

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 07:22 AM

Jun 2

he choked on a chicken bone.

twodogsbarking

(19,817 posts)

4. Rats. Thousand of woke rats attack him and chew him up like a piece of old orange cheese.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 07:46 AM

Jun 2

malaise

(299,555 posts)

5. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 07:47 AM

Jun 2

the countdown is on in earnest - 12 days to 80

SheltieLover

(82,639 posts)

6. Not yet that I know of, but there is plenty of time left for the fortunate event to occur.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 08:14 AM

Jun 2

Come on, cholesterol!!!

bdamomma

(69,667 posts)

15. I agree

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #6)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 09:48 AM

Jun 2

SheltieLover!!!

SheltieLover

(82,639 posts)

21. Any of these plausible offerings would be great. Rfn!

Reply to bdamomma (Reply #15)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 10:10 AM

Jun 2

niyad

(135,293 posts)

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 08:19 AM

Jun 2

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(15,035 posts)

9. We share your dream...

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 08:29 AM

Jun 2

SheltieLover

(82,639 posts)

27. The Reaper needs to put that out of our misery!

Reply to surfered (Reply #9)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 10:42 AM

Jun 2

SheltieLover

(82,639 posts)

26. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 10:42 AM

Jun 2

Like rfn!!!

Marcuse

(9,143 posts)

8. .

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 08:29 AM

Jun 2

Chemical Bill

(3,245 posts)

14. Or should be And.... n/t

Reply to Marcuse (Reply #8)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 09:36 AM

Jun 2

niyad

(135,293 posts)

18. or, "IS".

Reply to Chemical Bill (Reply #14)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 09:58 AM

Jun 2

SheltieLover

(82,639 posts)

24. You beat me to it.

Reply to niyad (Reply #18)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 10:39 AM

Jun 2

Great minds...

Marcuse

(9,143 posts)

34. "Or" works....

Reply to Chemical Bill (Reply #14)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 01:12 PM

Jun 2

twodogsbarking

(19,817 posts)

37. So if no Trump the MAGAs die? That would be Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Reply to Marcuse (Reply #8)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 01:42 PM

Jun 2

hlthe2b

(115,173 posts)

10. "Stunned into a silent stroke when "Lyin' Bibi" joins the entire world to scream in unison..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 08:44 AM

Jun 2

"YOU LIE!!!"

MustLoveBeagles

(18,296 posts)

22. That's some masterful side eye

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #10)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 10:28 AM

Jun 2

FakeNoose

(42,994 posts)

38. That's a perfect gif!

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #10)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 01:52 PM

Jun 2

I'll probably steal this .....

MustLoveBeagles

(18,296 posts)

39. Isn't it through?

Reply to FakeNoose (Reply #38)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 02:05 PM

Jun 2

It's very adorable 🥰

GreenWave

(12,882 posts)

11. When this doc says so...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 09:01 AM

Jun 2

MustLoveBeagles

(18,296 posts)

23. Thanks for the Star Trek clip

Reply to GreenWave (Reply #11)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 10:29 AM

Jun 2

Joinfortmill

(21,915 posts)

12. Nope, but very nearly done.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 09:11 AM

Jun 2

FakeNoose

(42,994 posts)

13. Charlie Brown is counting the days

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 09:13 AM

Jun 2

bdamomma

(69,667 posts)

16. Love this

Reply to FakeNoose (Reply #13)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 09:51 AM

Jun 2

MustLoveBeagles

(18,296 posts)

40. Another good one

Reply to FakeNoose (Reply #13)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 02:06 PM

Jun 2

Snoopy s as sad beagle.

LymphocyteLover

(10,410 posts)

17. His call with Netanyahu is hilarious. I do wonder what sort of control Netanyahu has over tRump

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 09:53 AM

Jun 2

niyad

(135,293 posts)

20. Assuming the call actually took place. People on that thread were

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #17)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 10:00 AM

Jun 2

explaining about the writer.

LymphocyteLover

(10,410 posts)

29. Oh! I only skimmed the piece. I will say it sounded too rational to really be Rump

Reply to niyad (Reply #20)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 11:13 AM

Jun 2

niyad

(135,293 posts)

30. I only read the first little bit.That was sickening enough, whether he

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #29)

Tue Jun 2, 2026, 11:24 AM

Jun 2

actually said it, or the entire thing is fiction. What I kept thinking was, if any president had ever spoken to anyone that way, the media, and nearly evryone else, would have had a collective fit.