move the whole fucking family there, PLEASE

then they claim anyone who actually needs assistance is committing fraud

Cut off all access, including communications. Turn it into Trump Alcatraz. My first thought would be to then drop a missile or two in it. But, they all hate each other, so being stuck on an island together for the remainder of their miserable lives would be far worse punishment.

Let it be their prison

and inundates the island, either. Let Karma have her way with these fossil fuel industry humpers.

… if there will be children provided for the full Trumpstein effect. *eyeroll*

Sure. Whatever.

Do they expect the US military to keep them safe from pirates and terrorists?

Gotta figure there has been some pretty serious crimes that Jared needs to hide from facing consequences for doing.

...as long as Trump is "president."

So that's millions of dollars rights there.

They have had this plan for a long time.

Looks like nobody wants them.

Did they bring some guys with trucks?

Or buy an island.

If the first thing you thought was "Epstein" you're not alone.

Off the coast of Albania:

if the deal blew up in their faces.

Won’t miss their presence.

“Blanched” as we type😀

and in the strait between the Adriatic and Mediterranean, it's hardly in the "middle of the Mediterranean. either.

Per media, Platner's business partner's family owns Ingall's Island, in the waters around which they harvest their oysters. Not much on the island, as far as Google maps shows. (Maybe one day we can all own our own island?)

They need to build a new one.

Why?

What problem is she solving by doing this?

Tax payer funding for pedophilia.

before trials begin