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Orrex

(67,507 posts)
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 07:05 AM Jun 3

Is he dead yet?

Collapsed into a fetid slurry after years of decomposing?

Fell from scaffolding while surveying the width and breadth of his MAGA-trash White House lawn?

Taken out by a foreign agent?


Just fucking died already, please?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jun 3 OP
;-{} TOASTED Goonch Jun 3 #1
Soon, very soon. TickTock. Joinfortmill Jun 3 #2
No but malaise Jun 3 #3
;-{)..... Goonch Jun 3 #4
Run Donald run! malaise Jun 3 #9
What I wouldn't give to see that POS pile-driven on the floor Blue Owl Jun 3 #19
Join the line malaise Jun 3 #20
I don't like the UFC MustLoveBeagles Jun 3 #25
Me too malaise Jun 3 #36
Tried riding his bicycle without training wheels and smashed his punkin on the rose garden concrete. How fitting. twodogsbarking Jun 3 #5
Aww, widdle Donny fall and go boom-boom Blue Owl Jun 3 #21
I'd pay to see that malaise Jun 3 #37
Hope the concrete is ok. twodogsbarking Jun 3 #38
He gets in the ring of an active UFC fight. IronLionZion Jun 3 #6
Haha☹️ malaise Jun 3 #10
🌞Good morning! littlemissmartypants Jun 3 #7
And we love you back. May your day be wonderful. niyad Jun 3 #14
We love you too, Pants! SheltieLover Jun 3 #26
Not yet that I know of, but maybe...where has slobby been? SheltieLover Jun 3 #8
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jun 3 #11
Cripes, it has to be soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover Jun 3 #28
We're all waiting for that wonderful day.. surfered Jun 3 #12
There's a horse loose in the hospital. twodogsbarking Jun 3 #13
Who knows what his Jan 6th goons will do TBF Jun 3 #15
Good point -- he's really jerked those idiots around Blue Owl Jun 3 #18
"Burp!" hlthe2b Jun 3 #16
Lol MustLoveBeagles Jun 3 #27
Sucked into the bowels of brimstone where he belongs Blue Owl Jun 3 #17
I love this gif MustLoveBeagles Jun 3 #29
Especially when you visualize Donny's filthy, gasping carcass flailing helplessly as he descends to eternal doom Blue Owl Jun 3 #33
I won't be crying MustLoveBeagles Jun 3 #34
"Fetid slurry?" Well done, Grasshopper Warpy Jun 3 #22
ROFL malaise Jun 3 #23
VANISHED Wicked Blue Jun 3 #24
Don't threaten me with a good time MustLoveBeagles Jun 3 #31
In an infinite number of parallel universes NotASurfer Jun 3 #30
It's not unusual for people to pass away close to their birthdays FullySupportDems Jun 3 #32
In that case I wish him the most memorable of birthdays. Orrex Jun 3 #42
July 4th is right around the corner. Three of the first five U.S. presidents died on July 4th. QueerDuck Jun 3 #35
I am waiting LetMyPeopleVote Jun 3 #39
Head literally explodes from consuming too much rage bait propaganda? Initech Jun 3 #40
No but he's slowly headed that way Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 3 #41

Blue Owl

(59,893 posts)
19. What I wouldn't give to see that POS pile-driven on the floor
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 10:33 AM
Jun 3

But then someone would have to hoist that shitbag up, which could be difficult….

twodogsbarking

(19,682 posts)
5. Tried riding his bicycle without training wheels and smashed his punkin on the rose garden concrete. How fitting.
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 07:34 AM
Jun 3

littlemissmartypants

(35,238 posts)
7. 🌞Good morning!
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 07:38 AM
Jun 3

I have to say "fetid slurry," provoked a chuckle.

But my preference today is the scaffolding fall.

Contingency is that he be left to lay there and wriggle to death while we film videos to post on our social media accounts.

And then we pour concrete over him and forget that he ever existed.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day. I love you.
❤️

niyad

(135,008 posts)
11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 08:12 AM
Jun 3

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(82,454 posts)
28. Cripes, it has to be soon, doesn't it?
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 12:39 PM
Jun 3

Maybe the fortunate event has already occurred & we just don't know. He hasn't been seen in about a week. As Ridney Dangerfield said that "beautifies the neighborhood."

TBF

(37,519 posts)
15. Who knows what his Jan 6th goons will do
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 09:55 AM
Jun 3

now that they're not getting paid. One can dream ...

Blue Owl

(59,893 posts)
18. Good point -- he's really jerked those idiots around
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 10:29 AM
Jun 3

All it would take is just one nut to crack and go postal on his fat pedophile ass….

Blue Owl

(59,893 posts)
33. Especially when you visualize Donny's filthy, gasping carcass flailing helplessly as he descends to eternal doom
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 01:18 PM
Jun 3

It's almost soothing.... therapeutic....

Warpy

(114,750 posts)
22. "Fetid slurry?" Well done, Grasshopper
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 10:55 AM
Jun 3

Takes a DNA test to prove his genetic purity, finds sub Saharan African and Jewish ancestry, auto combusts on the spot. White House is cleared and closed for a year and a half to clear the toxic smoke and redecorate.

Melania wants to be a rich society widow and gets tired of waiting, plants a bomb in his desk in the Oval Office, keyed into his Diet Coke button.

ad his plan to replace stately trees on White House grounds with arches, ballrooms, and other oversized, tacky tchocthkes continues, gets curious about the wood chiopper and falls in. Nothing is left ut some pink goo and a cloud of burning sulfur.


NotASurfer

(2,373 posts)
30. In an infinite number of parallel universes
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 12:41 PM
Jun 3

And in every manner you call out. As of this moment, not in this universe

FullySupportDems

(517 posts)
32. It's not unusual for people to pass away close to their birthdays
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 12:55 PM
Jun 3

Of course him being a person is debatable. Demon, alien hybrid, orangutan human tryst

QueerDuck

(2,056 posts)
35. July 4th is right around the corner. Three of the first five U.S. presidents died on July 4th.
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 02:13 PM
Jun 3

Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, the second and third presidents, both died on July 4, 1826—the 50th anniversary of the adoption of the Declaration of Independence. James Monroe, the fifth president, died five years later on July 4, 1831.

Further... based on historical data, the average age of death for all 40 dead POTUS's is approximately 71 years. Trump's actuary table isn't looking too good. It could be any day now.

Perhaps tomorrow if we're lucky. FINGERS CROSSED!!!

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(138,428 posts)
41. No but he's slowly headed that way
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 06:54 PM
Jun 3

Both of his hands are bruised now and there's not enough makeup to cover them up.

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