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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Collapsed into a fetid slurry after years of decomposing?
Fell from scaffolding while surveying the width and breadth of his MAGA-trash White House lawn?
Taken out by a foreign agent?
Just fucking died already, please?

Joinfortmill
(21,912 posts)Imagine if one of the UFC fighters literally decides to take him on😀

malaise
(299,548 posts)Meh! The Partys Over - time to wind up the masquerade
Blue Owl
(60,055 posts)But then someone would have to hoist that shitbag up, which could be difficult
.
malaise
(299,548 posts)😀
MustLoveBeagles
(18,288 posts)But I'd pay to see that.
malaise
(299,548 posts)😀
twodogsbarking
(19,815 posts)Blue Owl
(60,055 posts)malaise
(299,548 posts)Last edited Wed Jun 3, 2026, 05:00 PM - Edit history (2)
😂
twodogsbarking
(19,815 posts)IronLionZion
(51,709 posts)Rec
littlemissmartypants
(35,422 posts)I have to say "fetid slurry," provoked a chuckle.
But my preference today is the scaffolding fall.
Contingency is that he be left to lay there and wriggle to death while we film videos to post on our social media accounts.
And then we pour concrete over him and forget that he ever existed.
I hope that everyone has a lovely day. I love you.
❤️
niyad
(135,288 posts)SheltieLover
(82,619 posts)Skritches to Princess Floof.
SheltieLover
(82,619 posts)niyad
(135,288 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
SheltieLover
(82,619 posts)Maybe the fortunate event has already occurred & we just don't know. He hasn't been seen in about a week. As Ridney Dangerfield said that "beautifies the neighborhood."
surfered
(15,029 posts)
twodogsbarking
(19,815 posts)TBF
(37,610 posts)now that they're not getting paid. One can dream ...
Blue Owl
(60,055 posts)All it would take is just one nut to crack and go postal on his fat pedophile ass
.

Now the poor thing is going to get indegestion.
Blue Owl
(60,055 posts)
MustLoveBeagles
(18,288 posts)It's very cool 😎
Blue Owl
(60,055 posts)It's almost soothing.... therapeutic....
MustLoveBeagles
(18,288 posts)That's for sure.
Warpy
(114,758 posts)Takes a DNA test to prove his genetic purity, finds sub Saharan African and Jewish ancestry, auto combusts on the spot. White House is cleared and closed for a year and a half to clear the toxic smoke and redecorate.
Melania wants to be a rich society widow and gets tired of waiting, plants a bomb in his desk in the Oval Office, keyed into his Diet Coke button.
ad his plan to replace stately trees on White House grounds with arches, ballrooms, and other oversized, tacky tchocthkes continues, gets curious about the wood chiopper and falls in. Nothing is left ut some pink goo and a cloud of burning sulfur.
😂
Wicked Blue
(9,081 posts)mysteriously, for the past 8 days.
Is he being kept "alive" on life support?
MustLoveBeagles
(18,288 posts)NotASurfer
(2,373 posts)And in every manner you call out. As of this moment, not in this universe
FullySupportDems
(519 posts)Of course him being a person is debatable. Demon, alien hybrid, orangutan human tryst
Orrex
(67,530 posts)QueerDuck
(2,112 posts)Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, the second and third presidents, both died on July 4, 1826the 50th anniversary of the adoption of the Declaration of Independence. James Monroe, the fifth president, died five years later on July 4, 1831.
Further... based on historical data, the average age of death for all 40 dead POTUS's is approximately 71 years. Trump's actuary table isn't looking too good. It could be any day now.
Perhaps tomorrow if we're lucky. FINGERS CROSSED!!!
LetMyPeopleVote
(183,882 posts)
Initech
(109,616 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(138,772 posts)Both of his hands are bruised now and there's not enough makeup to cover them up.