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Orrex

(67,531 posts) Thu Jun 4, 2026, 06:54 AM Jun 4

Is he dead yet?

Fell from the top floor of our pool?

Assassinated by a stage-four cancer victim working 80 hours per month as a hit man?

Stroked out whilst spewing yet another torrent of crazy bullshit?

Seriously, when is that miserable fucker going to die?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jun 4 OP

;-{) DEFECATION INDUCED CARDIAC EVENT Goonch Jun 4 #1

Died because he can't quit Putin Seinan Sensei Jun 4 #19

Stinky but clever 😂 MustLoveBeagles Jun 4 #23

No but malaise Jun 4 #2

the stupidest way he could shed his mortal coil might be most appropriate... so #1 LymphocyteLover Jun 4 #3

Got into a fight with Netanyahu SocialDemocrat61 Jun 4 #4

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jun 4 #5

We share your dream, but here's the problem... surfered Jun 4 #6

And, I have checked with some of the interstellar beings. They do not niyad Jun 4 #7

Jesus is taking a pass because donald never follows the rules MustLoveBeagles Jun 4 #24

Keep it chilling. If he's not dead yet, he's damned close. SheltieLover Jun 4 #9

🤞 surfered Jun 4 #10

The whole world has their collective fingers crossed! SheltieLover Jun 4 #11

Maybe so. He's been missing for a week, not that anyone is looking for him. SheltieLover Jun 4 #8

Like an STD he reappeared yesterday MustLoveBeagles Jun 4 #25

Fuck. Was it really him or a body double? SheltieLover Jun 4 #27

I'm very sure it was him MustLoveBeagles Jun 4 #29

Well, shit, Beagles. I guess St. Orrex of Perpetual Hope's dream hasn't come true yet. But it's getting closer... SheltieLover Jun 4 #30

Not yet MustLoveBeagles Jun 4 #31

I do as well! SheltieLover Jun 4 #32

Trumps test results are in LetMyPeopleVote Jun 4 #12

Yo MC Grim -- bring ya ass inside and START REAPIN'! Blue Owl Jun 4 #22

I came here just to see this post today JustAnotherGen Jun 4 #13

"Don't blame me! That bloated orange menace got here before ME!" hlthe2b Jun 4 #14

😂 MustLoveBeagles Jun 4 #26

I found entertainment for the 250 celebration. Best on the planet. twodogsbarking Jun 4 #15

Funerals are for the living Seinan Sensei Jun 4 #17

Well, I appreciate the effort, but that big beluga is going to result in some broken shoulders hlthe2b Jun 4 #20

post cremation. twodogsbarking Jun 4 #28

No, goddamnit, but close...very close. Joinfortmill Jun 4 #16

10 days to the big 80 malaise Jun 4 #18

Please can today be THE DAY? Blue Owl Jun 4 #21

Goonch

(5,942 posts)

1. ;-{) DEFECATION INDUCED CARDIAC EVENT

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 06:57 AM

Jun 4

Seinan Sensei

(1,724 posts)

19. Died because he can't quit Putin

Reply to Goonch (Reply #1)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 09:51 AM

Jun 4

… uhm … pootin’

MustLoveBeagles

(18,296 posts)

23. Stinky but clever 😂

Reply to Seinan Sensei (Reply #19)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 12:31 PM

Jun 4

malaise

(299,552 posts)

2. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 07:21 AM

Jun 4

He may trip over elected ReTHUGs who are running scared😀

LymphocyteLover

(10,397 posts)

3. the stupidest way he could shed his mortal coil might be most appropriate... so #1

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 07:22 AM

Jun 4

SocialDemocrat61

(8,310 posts)

4. Got into a fight with Netanyahu

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 07:33 AM

Jun 4

Bibi sent Mossad agents to straighten him out and they got carried away.

niyad

(135,291 posts)

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 07:40 AM

Jun 4

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(15,034 posts)

6. We share your dream, but here's the problem...

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 08:27 AM

Jun 4

niyad

(135,291 posts)

7. And, I have checked with some of the interstellar beings. They do not

Reply to surfered (Reply #6)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 08:32 AM

Jun 4

want him either.

MustLoveBeagles

(18,296 posts)

24. Jesus is taking a pass because donald never follows the rules

Reply to surfered (Reply #6)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 12:34 PM

Jun 4

The devil is to because he doesn't want the competition.

SheltieLover

(82,638 posts)

9. Keep it chilling. If he's not dead yet, he's damned close.

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 08:36 AM

Jun 4

surfered

(15,034 posts)

10. 🤞

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #9)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 08:55 AM

Jun 4

SheltieLover

(82,638 posts)

11. The whole world has their collective fingers crossed!

Reply to surfered (Reply #10)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 08:57 AM

Jun 4

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

SheltieLover

(82,638 posts)

8. Maybe so. He's been missing for a week, not that anyone is looking for him.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 08:34 AM

Jun 4

MustLoveBeagles

(18,296 posts)

25. Like an STD he reappeared yesterday

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #8)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 12:35 PM

Jun 4

SheltieLover

(82,638 posts)

27. Fuck. Was it really him or a body double?

Reply to MustLoveBeagles (Reply #25)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 01:52 PM

Jun 4

MustLoveBeagles

(18,296 posts)

29. I'm very sure it was him

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #27)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 05:01 PM

Jun 4

He looked terrible even for him. That's saying something.

SheltieLover

(82,638 posts)

30. Well, shit, Beagles. I guess St. Orrex of Perpetual Hope's dream hasn't come true yet. But it's getting closer...

Reply to MustLoveBeagles (Reply #29)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 05:28 PM

Jun 4

MustLoveBeagles

(18,296 posts)

31. Not yet

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #30)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 08:49 PM

Jun 4

I live in hope.

SheltieLover

(82,638 posts)

32. I do as well!

Reply to MustLoveBeagles (Reply #31)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 09:08 PM

Jun 4

LetMyPeopleVote

(183,882 posts)

12. Trumps test results are in

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 09:18 AM

Jun 4

Blue Owl

(60,057 posts)

22. Yo MC Grim -- bring ya ass inside and START REAPIN'!

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #12)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 11:40 AM

Jun 4

JustAnotherGen

(38,205 posts)

13. I came here just to see this post today

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 09:24 AM

Jun 4

I'm beginning to gain hope that you may get the answer you want very soon.

hlthe2b

(115,169 posts)

14. "Don't blame me! That bloated orange menace got here before ME!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 09:31 AM

Jun 4

MustLoveBeagles

(18,296 posts)

26. 😂

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #14)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 12:38 PM

Jun 4

Don't worry kitty we believe you.

twodogsbarking

(19,815 posts)

15. I found entertainment for the 250 celebration. Best on the planet.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 09:32 AM

Jun 4

Seinan Sensei

(1,724 posts)

17. Funerals are for the living

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #15)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 09:46 AM

Jun 4

No for the dead

hlthe2b

(115,169 posts)

20. Well, I appreciate the effort, but that big beluga is going to result in some broken shoulders

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #15)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 10:34 AM

Jun 4

for those trying to lug him--much less dance with him. I'd bet there will be masses dancing around the massive coffin--assuming some embalmer manages to clean him up enough to avoid most of the off-gassing. .