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applegrove

(133,705 posts) Fri Jun 5, 2026, 05:09 PM Jun 5

They live off living flesh:

Flesh-eating screwworms confirmed in Texas. ðŸ‘‡
— Hoodlum ðŸ‡ºðŸ‡¸ (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) 2026-06-05T17:58:51.898Z

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They live off living flesh: (Original Post) applegrove Jun 5 OP

Fabulous! Is There Any Known Cure? How About Wide-spread Voting?? The Roux Comes First Jun 5 #1

Soak in ample amounts of kerosene swong19104 Jun 5 #5

Widespread voting - YES! calimary Jun 5 #8

Heavy infestation. Perhaps we should take Ripley's advice. paleotn Jun 5 #2

A similar fly, the Botfly can eat human flesh. I wouldn't be surprised if the screwworm does the same. Although 3Hotdogs Jun 5 #3

They evidently are two different types popsdenver Jun 5 #10

I'll bet a robo-leopard can be engineered that eats faces that look like those three maggots. erronis Jun 5 #4

Three handsome and joyous fellas. I sense a remake of the Three Amigos coming real soon. OGBuzz Jun 5 #6

Well there's no proof that some of those R voters are actually "living" FakeNoose Jun 5 #7

😲 mwmisses4289 Jun 5 #9

The Roux Comes First

(2,431 posts)

1. Fabulous! Is There Any Known Cure? How About Wide-spread Voting??

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Fri Jun 5, 2026, 05:19 PM

Jun 5

Make certain there's plenty of tobacco, invermectin, and other appetizers available!

All I need is popcorn and maybe a wee bit o' wine.

swong19104

(673 posts)

5. Soak in ample amounts of kerosene

Reply to The Roux Comes First (Reply #1)

Fri Jun 5, 2026, 06:58 PM

Jun 5

Light on fire.

calimary

(91,427 posts)

8. Widespread voting - YES!

Reply to The Roux Comes First (Reply #1)

Fri Jun 5, 2026, 07:33 PM

Jun 5

Add chocolate - Even BETTER!

paleotn

(23,054 posts)

2. Heavy infestation. Perhaps we should take Ripley's advice.

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Fri Jun 5, 2026, 06:33 PM

Jun 5

Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. They all look like xenomorphs to me.

3Hotdogs

(15,721 posts)

3. A similar fly, the Botfly can eat human flesh. I wouldn't be surprised if the screwworm does the same. Although

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Fri Jun 5, 2026, 06:39 PM

Jun 5

news articles don't report such.

popsdenver

(2,781 posts)

10. They evidently are two different types

Reply to 3Hotdogs (Reply #3)

Fri Jun 5, 2026, 07:55 PM

Jun 5

I would settle for the entire group of Republicans contracting Bacterial Necrotizing Fasciitis...... it works much faster.......

erronis

(24,921 posts)

4. I'll bet a robo-leopard can be engineered that eats faces that look like those three maggots.

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Fri Jun 5, 2026, 06:52 PM

Jun 5

Puffy white guys with fake smiles. That'd get rid of most (r) politicians (and a few others.)

OGBuzz

(839 posts)

6. Three handsome and joyous fellas. I sense a remake of the Three Amigos coming real soon.

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Fri Jun 5, 2026, 07:28 PM

Jun 5

FakeNoose

(42,975 posts)

7. Well there's no proof that some of those R voters are actually "living"

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Fri Jun 5, 2026, 07:29 PM

Jun 5

... however these guys will screw them anyway.

mwmisses4289

(5,139 posts)

9. 😲

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Fri Jun 5, 2026, 07:49 PM

Jun 5

Thanks! This gal living in texass needed the laugh!

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