Horses ass is usually right under a ponies tail.

This is not a person with a long healthy life ahead.

A hairstyle that would make Joe Dirt sick with envy.

What a fucking piece of white trash.

Also, quit pretending like you’re paying attention you clueless fuck.

or Hell Toupee https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0511100/


Either way, I gotta hand it to the guy-- he's getting closer and closer to that Malibu Barbie updoo look.

The flabby neckgina!

Looks like the bullet hole has healed completely tho!

I know there are a lot of issues with his hair, but a real professional could do an amazing makeover. You just know that some have probably tried and he was so set in his limited ways that he rejected any useful advice.

The same with the clown ties, baggy blue suits, and bronze pancake makeup. He looks in the mirror and he see Adonis. Such a strange, strange man.

Powdered wig.

And the Chinese wouldn’t divulge the secret how to catalyze the three elements to resemble hair.

(You just add three drops of soy sauce to the mixture, but no one outside of Xi’s inner circle knows that)

It's not a look that is aging well.

No hippie worth their salt would ever accept him in their club.

fly free.

...as a tribute to his pal.