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31j20b3

(169 posts) Fri Jun 26, 2026, 02:18 PM Jun 26

If I were Trump's chief of staff first thing I did would be get a colostomy for Trump

The whole sitting on towels thing, the terrible smells emerging from Trumps presence with Global leaders of politics and economy would be bagged, segregated from room air, and out of consideration.

But as it is, Trump proceeds as the stinkingist world leader, EVER.

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If I were Trump's chief of staff first thing I did would be get a colostomy for Trump (Original Post) 31j20b3 Jun 26 OP

Getting Lindsey Graham out of there would be a good first step. Ocelot II Jun 26 #1

He wouldn't maintain the colostomy bag either so similar problem... hlthe2b Jun 26 #2

Gives new meaning... ultralite001 Jun 26 #9

And you get the occasional rude noise when he speaks anyway. Turbineguy Jun 26 #3

Or he should just have a Fleet Enema before he appears in public. no_hypocrisy Jun 26 #4

I heard that they renamed Boston Garden the Fleet Center. And never thought about it again. usonian Jun 26 #6

IMO, she EATS it up. 31j20b3 Jun 26 #7

You misspelled lobotomy lame54 Jun 26 #5

I see what you did there... 31j20b3 Jun 26 #8

Ocelot II

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1. Getting Lindsey Graham out of there would be a good first step.

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Fri Jun 26, 2026, 02:21 PM

Jun 26

hlthe2b

(115,328 posts)

2. He wouldn't maintain the colostomy bag either so similar problem...

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Fri Jun 26, 2026, 02:26 PM

Jun 26

I've long thought about the "body man" who used to shadow Trump during his Apprentice days and first year or so of his first administration--but who escaped with a big $$$$ NDA (undoubtedly) to return to NYC. John McEntee? (I think)

Damn, he was lucky to get the hell out of there. Enough 'shit' for a lifetime, undoubtedly and quite literally.