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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Had a stroke while having a stroke?
Blood pressure crashed when his heart meds interacted with a megadose of viagra?
Coronary while treating loving an aide just like his own daughter?
Just fucking died already?
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Is he dead yet? (Original Post)
Orrex
5 hrs ago
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SocialDemocrat61
(8,395 posts)1. Went to the Great American State Fair
and went for a ride on the ferris wheel, but he was over the weight limit and the motor went wild, accelerating to a extremely high speed until he pod was ejected, flying off across Washington and crashing in to the reflecting pool where the algae ate him.
Orrex
(67,544 posts)2. Very elaborate!
I love it!
Blue Owl
(60,094 posts)19. That is a most amusing tableaux to visualize!
Joinfortmill
(21,929 posts)6. I can see it now!
SheltieLover
(82,690 posts)3. Stuck in the drain when plug was pulled on Reflecting Pool?
Blue Owl
(60,094 posts)18. And too weak to heft his fat ass free

twodogsbarking
(19,847 posts)4. Attacked by Smurfs upset that the cost of blue paint went up by 350%.
Joinfortmill
(21,929 posts)5. No, goddammit!
Goonch
(5,977 posts)7. ;-{) WAISTED ON WEIGHT LOSS DRUGS

niyad
(135,339 posts)8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
surfered
(15,077 posts)9. We share your dream..

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾
twodogsbarking
(19,847 posts)10. If he was dead the US would be sending more aid to Venezuela. So sad.
niyad
(135,339 posts)12. True.
malaise
(299,616 posts)11. No.but all of Venezuela is ready
Last edited Sat Jun 27, 2026, 10:50 AM - Edit history (1)
to celebrate that moment
niyad
(135,339 posts)13. True. I think most of the world is.
😀
hlthe2b
(115,200 posts)15. "I have a response for you, orange menace..."

jls4561
(3,331 posts)16. Crushed by bridge collapse after he hired a "brilliant guy I know" to build a bridge between church and state.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143685529
Engineers confirmed that bearing the weight of swamp slime caused the collapse after viewing the photo of Paula White and others surrounding a dozing Donnie.
Engineers confirmed that bearing the weight of swamp slime caused the collapse after viewing the photo of Paula White and others surrounding a dozing Donnie.
Blue Owl
(60,094 posts)17. Here's to... possibilities!
