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Wonder if you've heard this one? A joke. (Original Post)
Figarosmom
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Takket
(23,876 posts)1. this is a old one (in that it has been used with many people), but, here goes......
Donald Trump and JD Vance are both drowning. You only have one life preserver.
What's for dinner?
RandomNumbers
(19,372 posts)2. Yup heard it before but still laughed
it's a good one.
KS Toronado
(24,269 posts)3. I like jokes where the ending sneaks up on you.
FakeNoose
(43,197 posts)4. Good one! DU rec!
Not a ceiling fan.
Not nearly fast enough.
A desk fan, though...
electric_blue68
(28,056 posts)7. Hmmm Maybe On speed #3
electric_blue68
(28,056 posts)6. Ha! Never heard this one! TY