Hunter Biden
@Hunter Biden

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump
(@real Donald Trump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so
many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran
at least 38 times by CNN's count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It's a record worth of the Nobel committee's
recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

in comedy, either as a performer or writer, if he should choose to pursue it.

That's the one named after Ignatius Nobel, Alfred Nobel's ne'er-do-well brother.

I especially like your creativity with the name of the ne'er-do-well brother -

on NPR's program, Science Friday, so it's a science prize, not for peace. I don't remember what time of year, but I have heard it a few times.

The program is an hour long. Several people get "awards" for offbeat research projects in various science categories. When called on for the award, they explain it in complex, formal sounding terminology. Then they have to put it into layman's terms in a very limited number of words, like 10. .

It's a spoof on the kinds of silly sounding research that scientists can do.

"Thank you for your attention in this matter!"

He has good aim.

somewhere on DU more than likely.

Trump is SO dumb, he will think it is a compliment.

I would love to see him get more involved in politics.

Love em both.

Amiright?

LG

Glad I had a chance to respond!

Thanks for sending her on her way.

And if only we could slam the door for good...

I will be back to see ya'll next term!

It's been three months.

I read that somewhere recently.

Trump is so desperate to make himself look like some mythical, magical "deal-maker" that he can simply lie about a deal being in the works and the media will simply report it like: "The Administration says the two nations are close to a deal..." which makes it sound way more factual than it actually is.

Honestly, the media should ALWAYS replace the word "says" with "claims" when talking about something that came out of Trump's mouth or mouthpieces.

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...into being an asset on it.

He thinks it's the "Noble Piece Prize," and he'll win a date with a nubile young princess.