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Orrex

(67,613 posts) Sat Jul 4, 2026, 09:55 AM Saturday

Is he dead yet?

The perfect wedding gift?

Roasted like a fetid pig?

Stroked out during ménage à trois?

Just fucking died already? I mean seriously! What's he waiting for?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Saturday OP

Fatally busted a bone spur stomping his feet because his parade was canceled? SheltieLover Saturday #1

Hail stone would have been biblically perfect, alas Orrex Saturday #2

Yes! SheltieLover Saturday #3

All good ones. surfered Saturday #11

;-{) KING CON Goonch Saturday #4

"SOO ready to celebrate with all my peeps!" hlthe2b Saturday #5

Seems to be conveying "Let's get this party started!" SheltieLover Saturday #6

Some music for this creature... SheltieLover Saturday #8

Yup... hlthe2b Saturday #9

Agreed! SheltieLover Saturday #13

That's adorable MustLoveBeagles Saturday #26

No but malaise Saturday #7

Anybody have a match ? KS Toronado Saturday #15

Bwaaaah malaise Saturday #22

Was he ever alive? DBoon Saturday #10

Any of these eoukd be good. surfered Saturday #12

Please get these planets aligned today.... Blue Owl Saturday #14

A well-placed lightning bolt would restore faith for many of us Grim Chieftain Saturday #16

Presidential precedent generalbetrayus Saturday #17

I posted these yesterday LetMyPeopleVote Saturday #19

There's always hope LetMyPeopleVote Saturday #18

😊 underpants Saturday #20

Shrapnel from an exploding can of stupid. Sneederbunk Saturday #21

This message was self-deleted by its author Seinan Sensei Saturday #23

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Saturday #24

But officer we didnt see anything it just sounded like fireworks... IcyPeas Saturday #25

SheltieLover

(83,000 posts)

1. Fatally busted a bone spur stomping his feet because his parade was canceled?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 09:56 AM

Saturday

Fatal fall from Mt. Rushmore during violent storm?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221347027

Half-wit dunce took fatal hit to noggin by half-dollar hail?

https://democraticunderground.com/100221347574

Happy 4th to all non-ruskie ASSets!

Orrex

(67,613 posts)

2. Hail stone would have been biblically perfect, alas

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 09:58 AM

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SheltieLover

(83,000 posts)

3. Yes!

Reply to Orrex (Reply #2)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:00 AM

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Although any of the many suggestions offered in your daily devotional threads would work for me.

Rfn would be best for the planet!

surfered

(15,321 posts)

11. All good ones.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:21 AM

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Goonch

(6,076 posts)

4. ;-{) KING CON

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:03 AM

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hlthe2b

(115,424 posts)

5. "SOO ready to celebrate with all my peeps!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:03 AM

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"Start up the band! I've got a good feeling!"

SheltieLover

(83,000 posts)

6. Seems to be conveying "Let's get this party started!"

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #5)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:06 AM

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Rfn!!

SheltieLover

(83,000 posts)

8. Some music for this creature...

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #5)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:11 AM

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hlthe2b

(115,424 posts)

9. Yup...

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #8)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:17 AM

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If only we could just have one thing happen to officially start the party...

SheltieLover

(83,000 posts)

13. Agreed!

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #9)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:29 AM

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🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

MustLoveBeagles

(18,612 posts)

26. That's adorable

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #5)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 03:46 PM

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malaise

(300,010 posts)

7. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:08 AM

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A lady can dream

From KS Toronado’s thread
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221347333#post12

KS Toronado

(24,322 posts)

15. Anybody have a match ?

Reply to malaise (Reply #7)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:44 AM

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malaise

(300,010 posts)

22. Bwaaaah

Reply to KS Toronado (Reply #15)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 12:07 PM

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😀

DBoon

(25,310 posts)

10. Was he ever alive?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:18 AM

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surfered

(15,321 posts)

12. Any of these eoukd be good.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:28 AM

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Blue Owl

(60,231 posts)

14. Please get these planets aligned today....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:44 AM

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There could be no better gift to America on her 250th….

Grim Chieftain

(2,404 posts)

16. A well-placed lightning bolt would restore faith for many of us

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 11:02 AM

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And be oh so appropriate on this historic date.

generalbetrayus

(2,099 posts)

17. Presidential precedent

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 11:16 AM

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LetMyPeopleVote

(184,644 posts)

19. I posted these yesterday

Reply to generalbetrayus (Reply #17)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 11:26 AM

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LetMyPeopleVote

(184,644 posts)

18. There's always hope

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 11:26 AM

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underpants

(198,003 posts)

20. 😊

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 11:53 AM

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The irony of Taylor and Travis at MSG and Trump pissing everyone off at MSG is too delicious.

BTW - the entire football team was invited except for Butker the MAGA kicker.