Thought she was talking about him and ran to turn the TV off before Melania saw it, slipped and fell head first into the TV.

Kicked to death by angry soccer fans?

Come on Rigor Mortoise. Fix your legacy.

What is the other half waiting for?

Only having half a brain is what's causing the hold up?

The Belgians are having the last laugh at that NATO meeting

He insisted on inspecting their genitals to make sure they weren't transexual.

I have to keep politics out of it but inside I’m laughing. I’ve only heard 1 student speak positively of him and the reason was he is our president!

And in 2016, the day after he was 🤮elected I couldn’t teach because my 3rd graders were crying and only wanted to talk about the election. The teacher took Election Day and the day after to celebrate Hillary’s election win. When I saw her again I apologized that I had a hard day doing her lesson because of the election results. She was happy she had booked me those two days as she was depressed also!

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

😀

💔

One for a coma and one for full necrosis.

We were going to drink two for the 250th, but my niece and sister-in-law couldn't make, since my sister-in-law was depressed that he's still alive.

I will toast you and Orrex for your patience when the happy day arrives.

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

He would he would die to beat Mitch, Trump has to WIN, WIN, AND KEEP WINNING.

"I don't see the news in that, sorry..."

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I hope that everyone has a lovely day! ❤️