If they say he's healthy, he's almost certainly not!

edit: Although it's sort of amusing to think they're abusing his corpse. I mean, couldn't happen to a more deserving waste of oxygen.

“Is it right for somebody who has just had a major cardiac event to be expected to go back to the floor and make major decisions with the level of stress?” asked Dr. Anahita Dua, a vascular surgeon and founder of Healthcare for Action. “I don’t think so. I think that’s elder abuse.”

My understanding is that people that age who require CPR rarely survive it.

That's a chance fatter than Donald Trump.

There will be enormous effort put on getting the point of a can opener into this story.

Everyone who has spoken to McConnel did so for about 20 minutes. That's just too cute.

Whether he is braindead, dead, or actually making some progress in recover we can be pretty sure that the R's have lied about things and McConnell's staff stand too afraid to talk.

Get TMZ there. They have lots of spies.

containing toilet paper.

I mean... since Mitch was/is an asswipe, it should be technically possible