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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 15 hrs ago OP
Wish he loved salads! PuraVidaDreamin 15 hrs ago #1
The Grim Reaper came for him SocialDemocrat61 15 hrs ago #2
Lindsay sacrificed himself for his orange idol LymphocyteLover 13 hrs ago #13
For some reason I read that as 'Graham Reaper' fujiyamasan 10 hrs ago #54
No but malaise 15 hrs ago #3
The Reaper is getting closer Jilly_in_VA 13 hrs ago #11
Not close enough malaise 12 hrs ago #22
He did go to Walter Reed Hospital yesterday. Botany 15 hrs ago #4
That's the spirit! Orrex 14 hrs ago #5
I know this is the Mirror but malaise 14 hrs ago #8
Trump's face in that picture tells the story. Botany 11 hrs ago #38
The balance hit me malaise 11 hrs ago #44
I had some surgery on my foot and for the first 2 months I had a nurse come by and change the dressings Botany 9 hrs ago #57
A whole year? malaise 9 hrs ago #58
That was over a year ago too Botany 8 hrs ago #60
This message was self-deleted by its author Sanity Claws 8 hrs ago #61
Died of jealousy for all the attention paid to Lindsey? SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #6
Hahaha! Again? GMTA. littlemissmartypants 14 hrs ago #9
🤣👍 SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #10
🤣👍I'm thinking pulmonary embolism. But I always have poisoning in the back of my mind. ... littlemissmartypants 12 hrs ago #20
Well I've read he had just reaffirmed his support for Ukraine, so it's def a possibility! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #42
Putin wouldn't have liked that! ... littlemissmartypants 11 hrs ago #45
It's time for him to be the "corpse at every funeral" Blue Owl 12 hrs ago #23
🌞Good morning! littlemissmartypants 14 hrs ago #7
You have a delightful imagination Pants! SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #14
Thanks, SL. I do love creative writing. I'm a poet mostly but I have written some other fiction for fun. littlemissmartypants 12 hrs ago #25
I love word play & writing as well, Pants! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #40
Thank you, you do too, SL. I'm very thankful for our friendship. littlemissmartypants 11 hrs ago #46
I am as well, Pants! SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #48
Awe. littlemissmartypants 10 hrs ago #49
... SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #50
Here's some footage of the unlucky hazmat team in action Blue Owl 12 hrs ago #28
I'd want hazard pay for sure! littlemissmartypants 10 hrs ago #47
if he died of false vacuum decay, we and the entire the universe are also screwed! LymphocyteLover 13 hrs ago #12
Not necessarily. It's possible only the atoms he is composed of would be affected. littlemissmartypants 12 hrs ago #27
Yes, and I do believe there is some strange physics that happens to people who fall into tRump's orbit LymphocyteLover 4 hrs ago #65
It was meant as a commentary on how much Graham sucked Orrex 6 hrs ago #63
LOL, of course! LymphocyteLover 4 hrs ago #64
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 13 hrs ago #15
Soon... SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #41
YES!!! niyad 8 hrs ago #59
Tomorrow, when the Death Angels arrive, everybody should STFU but... GreenWave 12 hrs ago #16
By mistake used Ben Gay in place of Preperation H and launched into the atmosphere only to be struck by twodogsbarking 12 hrs ago #17
Death comes in threes, it's said. C_U_L8R 12 hrs ago #18
Graham Trumps McConnell Blue Owl 12 hrs ago #26
Not yet, but his buddies are dropping like flies. TickTock Joinfortmill 12 hrs ago #19
Wham Bam thank you Graham Blue Owl 12 hrs ago #24
Reaper Liberal In Texas 12 hrs ago #21
First thing I thought of! CaptainTruth 12 hrs ago #32
Is Trump even in that thing? surfered 11 hrs ago #37
Delay after delay after delay dalton99a 12 hrs ago #29
Keep the faith, dalton99a. He'll get there eventually. ❤️🤞 littlemissmartypants 12 hrs ago #30
It will be a joyful day for the world. dalton99a 12 hrs ago #31
I've got my dancing shoes at the ready. 🫡🌞 littlemissmartypants 12 hrs ago #33
I like the two standing together, conferring over the plans. Xavier Breath 10 hrs ago #51
Appetizer joke I saw this morning... CaptainTruth 12 hrs ago #34
"Seconds after Lindsey's death announced, the orange blob undoubtedly was announcing... hlthe2b 11 hrs ago #35
The orange blob makes everything about him MustLoveBeagles 6 hrs ago #62
That feeling you get when you wake up to an obituary, but it was not the one you were hoping for surfered 11 hrs ago #36
Now serving 47. Number 47...? nt EarthFirst 11 hrs ago #39
This surfered 11 hrs ago #43
Not yet BlueKota 10 hrs ago #52
Death comes in threes LetMyPeopleVote 10 hrs ago #53
He who? Wicked Blue 10 hrs ago #55
Ahhhh, I see from all of the 3-somes here on who's going to be the 3rd wheel in our game of death, SWBTATTReg 9 hrs ago #56

SocialDemocrat61

(8,552 posts)
2. The Grim Reaper came for him
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 06:47 AM
15 hrs ago

But like a good minion Lindsay Graham volunteered to go in his place.

malaise

(300,122 posts)
3. No but
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 06:53 AM
15 hrs ago

Lindsay Graham is dead and MoscowMitch Mitch is brain dead so it won’t be long before Dems can impeach the vulgarian monster

Jilly_in_VA

(14,827 posts)
11. The Reaper is getting closer
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 08:34 AM
13 hrs ago

I bet he's shaking in his shoes---if he can even get them on this morning!

Botany

(78,442 posts)
38. Trump's face in that picture tells the story.
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 10:21 AM
11 hrs ago

That is the face of a person suffering from @ least one life threatening condition.
You can see the bruising from his i.v.treatments on his right hand and his right
index finger pointing down could be a symptom of a person trying to keep or regain
his or her balance.

Botany

(78,442 posts)
57. I had some surgery on my foot and for the first 2 months I had a nurse come by and change the dressings
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 12:08 PM
9 hrs ago

and told me that when Trump stands up and does his little index finger pointing thing it
tells her that he is in a bad way. She said every patient that she had who did the finger
pointing thing to compensate for balance issues were dead or mentally gone with in a year.

Response to malaise (Reply #8)

SheltieLover

(83,115 posts)
10. 🤣👍
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 08:32 AM
13 hrs ago

I'm wondering if lindsey didn't contract the explosive diahrrea parasite & shit his 2 brain cells out?

littlemissmartypants

(36,002 posts)
20. 🤣👍I'm thinking pulmonary embolism. But I always have poisoning in the back of my mind. ...
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 09:21 AM
12 hrs ago

Whether it's food poisoning or chemical poisoning, the payback of horrible gut-wrenching pain is what I hope for and dream of, and poisoning has that effect on people.



littlemissmartypants

(36,002 posts)
45. Putin wouldn't have liked that! ...
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 10:54 AM
11 hrs ago

I just read it was a "cardiac event" though and now I'm already bored with the post mortem. Sigh.

I'm thinking about either going back to bed or having an early lunch and then going to bed.

Princess Floof just went to bed herself. She rarely does that. I guess she can tell that I'm distracted.

😕

littlemissmartypants

(36,002 posts)
7. 🌞Good morning!
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 07:49 AM
14 hrs ago

Distraught upon hearing of the death of Senator KissUp and because he hates being upstaged, he threw himself off the top of the scaffolding in front of the People’s House accidentally.

Reports from his Sleepy Secret Service detail say he was observed while ranting and raving to God about being "favored" after having climbed on the roof in the early hours this morning subsequently stumbling over the edge.

A hazmat team is on site now scraping up the residue, which should be completely removed in time for the double funeral or possibly even Sunday services. Exact date & time TBA.

(If only)

I hope that everyone has a lovely day! ❤️

SheltieLover

(83,115 posts)
14. You have a delightful imagination Pants!
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 08:38 AM
13 hrs ago

I can see slobby yelling at the old man on the cloud for taking one of his useful idiots.

After all, what will happen to slobby when there are no more players left whom slob has extensive kompromat on? 😱 (insert Edvard Munch's The Scream face).

littlemissmartypants

(36,002 posts)
25. Thanks, SL. I do love creative writing. I'm a poet mostly but I have written some other fiction for fun.
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 09:30 AM
12 hrs ago

Truly love language and words.

I participated in so many different aspects of the arts during my high school days that at the graduation ceremony, I was given a special never before created award for Fine Arts. It's of beautiful engraved sterling silver, which I will always treasure.



💜

SheltieLover

(83,115 posts)
40. I love word play & writing as well, Pants!
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 10:35 AM
11 hrs ago

Good for you, writing poetry & fiction.

Wow! That was quite an award! Congrats!

littlemissmartypants

(36,002 posts)
27. Not necessarily. It's possible only the atoms he is composed of would be affected.
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 09:33 AM
12 hrs ago

Let's not stand in the way. We may have to make sacrifices for the greater good some day. 😉🫡

LymphocyteLover

(10,505 posts)
65. Yes, and I do believe there is some strange physics that happens to people who fall into tRump's orbit
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 05:06 PM
4 hrs ago

niyad

(135,870 posts)
15. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 08:46 AM
13 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(83,115 posts)
41. Soon...
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 10:37 AM
11 hrs ago

Perhaps the entire house of pedo cards will fall? 🤞🤞🤞🤞

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

GreenWave

(12,917 posts)
16. Tomorrow, when the Death Angels arrive, everybody should STFU but...
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 09:03 AM
12 hrs ago

...the Orange Blabbermouth can't resist and is first to die. Then his cult starts to whimper and they too expire. Then all global corrupt sob and also die.

Then the Death Angles leave.

And we all live happily ever after.

twodogsbarking

(20,066 posts)
17. By mistake used Ben Gay in place of Preperation H and launched into the atmosphere only to be struck by
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 09:04 AM
12 hrs ago

Last edited Sun Jul 12, 2026, 10:43 AM - Edit history (1)

a returning Air Force One plane. An orange cloud was seen.

C_U_L8R

(49,685 posts)
18. Death comes in threes, it's said.
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 09:05 AM
12 hrs ago

Mitch and Lindsey are waiting for their threesome to be complete.

Xavier Breath

(6,746 posts)
51. I like the two standing together, conferring over the plans.
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 11:22 AM
10 hrs ago

The devil is truly in the details.

CaptainTruth

(8,342 posts)
34. Appetizer joke I saw this morning...
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 09:48 AM
12 hrs ago

Lindsey Graham's death is like getting a free appetizer because your entree is taking so long.

hlthe2b

(115,465 posts)
35. "Seconds after Lindsey's death announced, the orange blob undoubtedly was announcing...
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 10:02 AM
11 hrs ago

the impact on HIM!"

Shit, even these turkey buzzards mourn the dead--even another species (not unlike Lindsey to Trump)




Just wait until the crowds gather after YOUR demise, orange blob...Celebration like the world "has never seen before nor will again!"

surfered

(15,417 posts)
36. That feeling you get when you wake up to an obituary, but it was not the one you were hoping for
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 10:14 AM
11 hrs ago

BlueKota

(5,625 posts)
52. Not yet
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 11:23 AM
10 hrs ago

but when his time comes, I bet Mitch and Lindsey will be waiting to have a precisely 20 minute chat with him.

SWBTATTReg

(26,582 posts)
56. Ahhhh, I see from all of the 3-somes here on who's going to be the 3rd wheel in our game of death,
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 12:05 PM
9 hrs ago

Graham, and soon to join him soon, the remaining two, tRUMP and Mitch. I wonder if anyone is taking bets / odds here?

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