His outfit of choice made Dolly Parton look like she was sporting a training bra.

is he breast feeding ?

Mean parents.

Won't change a thing. That's how his brain is wired.

Who knows why people develop fetishes, but they do. As long as they don't hurt anyone, leave them be. But one of the issues with Mr. Noem was that he spent thousands of dollars indulging his fetish.

that's why there was a problem not with his preferences in and of themselves, but because his wife held a national post that made his behavior prime blackmail material.

Of course there is no real national security anymore. Case in point: a quality background check of the puppy killer would have turned up his history before she got appointed to head a major governmental department.

Was anybody vetted, and if they WERE, why has so much "Deplorable" slithered its way into the mal-Administration?
Of course when he gave Jared the keys to tool around in America's 1776 Democracy and sell America's Soul to the Devil I had some concern. That was rad when he told us Jared sleeps with his daughter, so he was Aces with him, and that was all the Security Clearance he needed.
The "olde wayes" are boring and waste our time when we should be grifting away and making shit-tons of cash instead of obeying old, groty rules. That's for Dorks.
One good question here would be: "Why didn't the Secretary mention in any one of her performances that an actual National Security risk
used the same bathroom she did while she was out kidnapping people?"
I have a Justice dream, and in it she would be accosted on the street by masked assailants, beaten for complaining, arrested and deported to an unknown location. Rough Karma, I know, but............................. (I have to admit, I often substitute others of her gang when appropriate, and would be OK if they all were incarcerated together, forever, or until.they eat each other.)

That's what irks me most. I'm a "live and let live" type. Have fun as long as no one gets hurt. No sympathy for that couple though. She's on the dark side with tRUMP. Yuck.

Embrace yourself and what you are/what you like. And your loved ones on the same terms. (as long as everyone is consenting adults, that is).

than Kristi's various acts of canicide, capricide, and casual cruelty to human beings on a daily basis, not to mention her performative cosplaying and Mierda-Lardofication of her face to try to make her boss like her.

She had people murdered, kidnapped, placed in torture camps, even children were subjected to this treatment.

She helped ruin the US government and our country in so many way I cannot list them all.

I would not want to be her kids or her husband.

Her husband was probably happy she had a boyfriend and lived out of state.

... these KKKrishtun Nationalists are so quick to criticize and point out someone else's flaws.

They don’t read their Bible,..

When this one has a speck of sawdust in their eye,... and you have a log in yours. Attend to your own issues, problems, and imperfections before you cast judgement on others.

Don't do a white glove test on your neighbors house until yours is spotless, disinfected, and clean.

The message isn't about boobs,...

....it's about hypocritical and judgemental energies run rampant by family values extreme right-wingers.

Adultery is mentioned in the Ten Commandments,.. Kristi Noem obviously has not yet had time to read and/or digest them.

Rather than polishing Lewandowski's stick,.. Kristi should have spend the time in intensive marriage counseling to honor her oaths of matrimony and mend her relationship with her husband - who might feel abandoned or sexually deprived. Kristi's marriage seriously & unquestionably seems to need a reboot.

Does she have a Priest or a Pastor than she could consult ?

Maybe Jesus trDUMP could offer his pastoral services and unscramble that convoluted mess of the Noem's matrimony.

she seems to be infused with the Milk of Human Kindness for him.
She's apparently very forgiving.

(BTW there actually was such a person on cable here where I live.)

. . . after completing the program, he will cross-dress only as a nun?

So I guess we will never know.

Asking for JD Vance

Yes I know JD's couch fetish is speculation.

Since I read upthread he didn't complete the program

with 'em and it don't cost me nuthin.

I don't see much hope for their marriage. He needs to get out on his own and "find himself"...

I'm not the type of person who recommends divorce lightly, but I think their marriage is beyond repair. I think Kristi is just plain old toxic and he needs to get away.....

n/t

Christian sexual rehab?

It was his extreme Christian evangelical views that fed his female “bimbo” objectification fetish.

That’s like going to alcohol rehab at a bar.

He quietly mentioned something about a safe word

trying to hurt and kill people?

fun and stress relief. They are normal , straight men and don’t hurt anyone. If someone’s kink is between consenting human adults, it’s nobody’s business but their own.