gun fetishists — if you spend any time at all on social media, you’re bound to run into these trigger-happy fuckwads.

any time some teenager with a grudge opens fire in his high school, any time some ex-employee with an axe to grind shoots up a Walmart, any time some unpleasant asshole whose wife left him works out his issues by gunning down her entire family — or any time there’s simply a call for reasonable gun regulation — these shitheels start screaming SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED at the tops of their lungs.

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because Republicans fucking hate guns laws. to hear them tell it, there should be no limits on gun use or ownership — none at all — because the Second Amendment is holy gospel, and WHAT PART OF “SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED” do you godless communists need explained to you?

being a Republican in good standing means believing that every American deserves free and unfettered access to guns — no matter who the person, no matter what the situation. unless it’s Hunter Biden checking the wrong box on a form — in that case, THROW THE FUCKING BOOK AT HIM.