no, Joe wasn’t perfect. right at the very start of it he called Nancy Pelosi Nikki Haley. he referred to himself as President Obama. he called his wife Melania Mercedes. he confused an ex-wife with E. Jean Carroll. he accused his opponent of wanting to start World War Two.

oh wait — Joe didn’t say any of that shit. those are actual brain-blurts vomited forth by the real demento in the race, Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants.

what Biden did do was to refer to Kamala Harris as “Vice President Trump.” ugh, but that’s a one-word gaffe. very different from the extended delusional gibberish that Donny spits up every single day.

did Joe need to be letter-perfect? only in the minds of the media, who for two weeks now have been openly rooting for Biden to fail. the press was never going to be satisfied. what they wanted was for Joe’s brain to leak out of his ears on live TV. they prayed for was a Glitch McConnell moment — for Biden to freeze and have to be escorted off stage by his staff.

oh my fucking god, think of the headlines they could have written!