rapidly-deteriorating former game-show host Little Donny Fuckface hasn’t been having any fun lately.

all this week, Donny’s been hunkered down in his New Jersey golf motel and ex-wife cemetery, watching TV — and all they talk about on every show is how the entire Democratic Party has come together to endorse the woman who’s going to kick his ass in November.

it’s completely broken his brain. there’s only one thing in this world that Donny loves just as much as money: being the center of attention — and for a while there, oh fucking boy, was he ever.

just a week ago, Donny was the biggest story on the planet. all the papers, all the shows — they talked about one thing only: The Great Ear-Grazing. for four whole days, he got to swan about at the GOP Convention, wearing that clownishly oversized head-diaper — and the press gobbled that shit right down, without even bothering to chew.