Jeff Tiedrich - terrified elderly golfer melts all the way down on his crappy app

the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled media have since forever been holding our nation’s presidential candidates to two very different standards.

Democratic candidates are expected to run flawless, letter-perfect campaigns. the smallest gaffes are blown up into weeks-long “scandals.” policies are picked over with the finest of fine-toothed combs. should a Dem propose any sort of plan, they’re expected to account for every penny.

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meanwhile, the other candidate — Little Donny Convict — regularly empties the contents of his diaper into a blender and sprays it all the fuck over the place.

how does the press react? they just pat the little darling on the head and go yeah, that’s just Donny being Donny, whatcha gonna do?

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/terrified-elderly-golfer-melts-all