Jeff Tiedrich - elderly golfer too chickenshit to debate Kamala

one thing Donny Convict never shuts the fuck up about is how super goddamned tough he is.

I’d absolutely run into a school to stop an active shooter.

remember when he said that? everyone was all oh please get over yourself, you’re a deteriorating old dipshit who gets winded if you have to walk from the golf cart to the green — but as the scene plays out in Donny’s putrefying brain, teachers and children are cowering while he’s doing acrobatic handsprings and pinwheeling around a hail of bullets like Neo in the Matrix. you’re fired, he says, as he pulls the AR-15 from the shooter’s grasp and clocks him over the head with it.

I’d punch the shit out of Joe Biden in a heartbeat.

this is another of Donny’s frequent boasts. sure, hombre, whatever you say. we’ve all seen the clip of you holding for dear life onto a general’s hand as you gingerly waddle your way down a gentle ramp. but tell us again how you’ll go toe-to-toe with a guy who can still ride a bicycle at age 81. it’s such a cool story.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/elderly-golfer-too-chickenshit-to