Jeff Tiedrich - scams, grifts and assassination porn: the Donald Trump crazy train rolls on

ahoy there, Patriot! I see you’re wearing your MAGA hat and your FUCK YOUR FEELINGS t-shirt. that’s great — but how about your pickup? is it festooned with two dozen Trump flags? it is? cool! how about your house, is the entire side of it plastered with Trump banners? super! do you do nightly readings from your Trump Bible?excellent! you’re really doing your part to Make America Great Again.

have you ahem “invested” in those $99 Trump Digital Trading Cards? what, you bought the whole set? fantastic! try not to think about how they’re now worth less than what you paid for them. how about those gold spray-painted $499 Trump Sneakers, do you have those? you bought two pairs? awesome!

did you put a second mortgage on your double-wide so you could drop a hundred thou for a Trump watch? what, the bank turned you down? fuck those commie fuckers.

well, buck up, boy-o — because have I got something special for you. feast your weary eyes on the

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