hey, remember that awesome little covid pandemic? remember how, when Little Donny Fuckface was president back in 2020, there was no cure for it? remember how deadly it was, and how hundreds of thousands of people painfully died as their lungs filled with fluid and failed? that was fun, right?

remember how there weren’t adequate resources? remember how nurses had to wrap garbage bags around themselves because there wasn’t enough protective gear to go around?

oh hey — do you remember when Donny forced governors to compete for scarce hardware? this carnival-barking narcissist held flattery contests. the winning governors got ventilators. the losers were cordially invited to go fuck themselves.

but there was one dude who jumped the line and got the equipment he needed from Donny, special delivery. and he wasn’t a governor. he wasn’t even an American citizen. who was this Very Lucky Boy Who Won All The Prizes? this fucking guy: Donny Convict’s despot bestie, Vladimir Putin.