Jeff Tiedrich - elderly golfer goes Full Fascist on Fox News

before we get down to the main event, the question must be asked: what the fuck is up with Sundowning Grandpa Oompa Loompa’s increasingly-unhinged makeup?

look at this tarted-up rodeo clown. at this point, you could credibly accuse Donny of doing blackface. if he goes any darker, he’ll be in danger of being rounded up by his own Deportation Storm Troopers and put in a relocation camp.

Fox News employs a full-time staff of makeup artists. any one of them would be happy to do a professional job on Donny — but he waves them away, because he knows more about makeup than all the makeup artists.

this is how you do it, honey. watch and learn, he says, as he trowels a half-gallon of burnt-cork spackle across his insipid face — and then stops, a full inch away from his ears. that’s good enough.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/elderly-golfer-goes-full-fascist