“let’s make it into a music.” that was Donny, a few nights back in Pennsylvania, when he decided right in the middle of a town hall that fuck it, campaigning is hard.

let’s make it into a music were his literal incoherent words as he cut short the question-and-answer session and opted instead to sway like an imbecile for 39 audience-confounding minutes. Donny had two golden opportunities to make it into a music yesterday and not once did he take his own good advice. he should have.

the first instance of shoulda made it into a music was Donny’s appearance at a Fox News “Town Hall With Women.”

Donny was allegedly there to answer questions posed by the average undecided fetus incubator — except the audience members weren’t undecided incubators. they were diehard cultists. that’s right, Fox News rigged the fuck out of the town hall — and didn’t tell anyone.