because she’s not a fucking fascist. duh.

here are some quick hits for the day before Election Day.

the Donny Convict Elder Abuse Tour continues
Team Trump is still dragging Donny around to three or more campaign events a day, but he clearly no longer has the stamina — or cognitive acuity — to hack it. there’s only so much Adderall you can pump into this deteriorating old dotard before the drug ceases to have any effect.

he’s a burnt-out, slurring mess.

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“all we have to do is crry sha bah over that— thing.”

you do that, bro. you crry that bah over that thing. now eat your wheatena, gramps — you were due back at the assisted living facility an hour ago.