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FakeNoose

(40,196 posts)
Thu Jan 8, 2026, 12:00 PM Thursday

The Borowitz Report: If ...



Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/if

If Donald Trump’s government can murder a woman in broad daylight for exercising her First Amendment rights, they can murder any of us.

If congressional Republicans had a shred of decency, they would impeach and remove Kristi Noem.

If those Republicans cherished the USA more than their jobs, they would impeach and remove Donald Trump.

If they don’t, it’s up to us to remove them.

If you’ve had enough, let’s get to work.
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Right you are, Andy Borowitz. It's time for all Democrats and liberal-thinking Americans to go to work!

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The Borowitz Report: If ... (Original Post) FakeNoose Thursday OP
At this time, you do not need to be a liberal-thinking American... Moostache Thursday #1
Now ? dweller Thursday #2

Moostache

(10,983 posts)
1. At this time, you do not need to be a liberal-thinking American...
Thu Jan 8, 2026, 12:02 PM
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ANY American that is worth being called a fellow citizen - regardless of ideology or political party affiliation - should be on the right side of history and firmly in opposition to Trump over just the past week, independent of all the other horrific things he has already done.

dweller

(27,851 posts)
2. Now ?
Thu Jan 8, 2026, 12:07 PM
Thursday

"The subtle and deadly change of heart that might occur in you would be involved with the realization that a civilization is not destroyed by wicked people; it is not necessary that people be wicked but only that they be spineless."
- James Baldwin, The Fire Next Time




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