Jeff Tiedrich - who's the falling-down drunkest sewer clown of them all?
so, who’s the most shitfaced member of the Donnyverse?
you could be forgiven for assuming it’s Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand, the champagne-guzzling dunk-tank clown who grew up to be Donny’s Secretary of Death. after all, ‘piss-drunk’ is right there in his name.
and sure, in the running would be US Attorney Boxwine, famous for regularly showing up for her on-air Fox News gig as a word-slurring, four-sheets-to-the-wind mess.
well move over, you two amateurs. all that shit pales in comparison to the inebriated antics of Krazee-Eyes Kash Patel, who, according to reporting by The Atlantic, is so prone to being ahem allegedly passed-out soused in his office that on at least one occasion, his own staffers had to employ a fucking battering ram just to gain access to do a wellness check.
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But I've got to go with crazy eyes! Whiskey Pete comes in a close second. Box Wine needs more box wine so hopefully she'll crash and burn. 