Good thing prayers are meaningless, but the number of people wanting it to happen is appalling.

..to come back to life so 144,000 people can be whisked off to heaven while the rest of the 8 billion burn to death.

What a fucking stupid thing to want.

Once while standing in check-out line in a store the guy in front had on a cap with the word “bible” on the back. I was curious what was on the front and he noticed me looking around to see it. He turned and said, “Have you found Jesus?” Without thinking I said, “I didn’t know he was lost.” He was an older guy and looked a little surprised and the two teenagers behind me snickered. I added,” When was he last seen?” The teens laughed out loud and the old guy looked confused and turned away.

"When was he last seen?"

In my estimation: NEVER. As in he never existed. It's all BS.

But if he did exist, he sure as shit wasn't a white, blue-eyed blonde as depicted by Christianity starting in the 12th century.

One time the Jehoval Witness came knocking on my door offering a flyer and a line about salvation through Jesus Christ, I looked at the flyer and said, "you show me a picture of a white, blue eyed, blonde Jesus and expect me to believe anything you say."

It should be "Buy Bull".

But, then, what difference do facts make when you have a personal ax to grind?

Sounds like you're the one with a problem.

No where did the OP mention "Evangelicals".

But yeah, go ahead and misquote him cuz that's ok.