the same swimsuit material/pattern as their kids. Then they could keep an eye on them and each other. I didn't have an industrial sewing machine and I only made swimsuits for one manager and summer pants for a friend made out of lycra. Then I figured out on my other swimsuits that the elastic stitch I was using was more of a 'tear here' here situation than a stitch. And that was the end of my swimsuits idea. But I had fun being creative and thinking of ideas. Safety first.

trump would be easy to spot.

pool or lake after he displaced all the water by getting into it.

the most recognizable color to the human eye.

What people don't understand is drowning victims are generally motionless and do not scream out.
70% have been drinking.

over 100,000 a year......and yes I have zero doubt alcohol is involved in a huge percentage!

I was young and skinny and looked good in a speedo. Those days are over.
I did save one child. He was swimming for the first time of the season and went off the diving board. He forget how to swim and panicked.
We also had one child who died at a local pool. He stuck his hand down a drain and got stuck.
What bugs me the most is how relaxed people are with their kids around their own pools. Things like they don't have a locked gate from the pool to the house. Or at parties no one is paying attention to the kids in the pool.

We're already waterproof. Silly invention for an uptight world.

Do you really want to see my fat old body? I started wearing under armour shirts.

I don't go to the beach or the pool to look at other people. I'm sure you look great, though.

But I immediately started wondering what effect bright colored suits would have if you're in ocean water. And whether you'd attract sharks if you're wearing a brightly-colored suit.

Am I just being a weird old worrywart?

is that predators as in critters, or conservatives?

...but now that I think about it, the Heart song on that subject still leaves your question open.