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red dog 1

(28,764 posts)
Sun Jul 7, 2024, 07:37 PM Jul 7

Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 2

1) "I couldn't help overhearing your conversation...because I was eavesdropping."

2) "Women! You can't live with them, and yet they're everywhere!"

3) "Your moms? I didn't sleep with your moms. I slept with Joy!"

4) "I'm jealous of everyone not married to you."

5) "When I was growing up, it was just Possum. Opossum makes it sound like he's Irish or something."

6) "Guns don't kill people, physics kills people!"

7) "Men are such idiots, and I married their king."

8) "I don't know anybody named Heywood Jablome."

9) "I'm not a woulda' shoulda' coulda' kind of guy."

10) "Not tomorrow, today! I want to see your cousin with a check today!"















More TV show lines from Part 1
https://democraticunderground.com/10181999525

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Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 2 (Original Post) red dog 1 Jul 7 OP
'What's next?' elleng Jul 7 #1
west wing... it's the shows catch phrase lapfog_1 Aug 19 #57
And then he opens a little bottle that says "Vanilla!" no_hypocrisy Jul 7 #2
Happiness is hard to come by in this life, and you've given me more than my share. ItsjustMe Jul 7 #3
Endangering innocent bystanders is 90% of what we do ! And the other 10% we're on break ! nt eppur_se_muova Jul 7 #4
2 sounds like an Al Bundy line from Married with Children Wolf Frankula Jul 7 #5
Good guess, it does sound like something Al Bundy would say, red dog 1 Jul 7 #6
1-2-4-7 all sound like that show to me with one of them peg Tribetime Aug 19 #51
"ELVIS IS CHARGING!!!" red dog 1 Jul 13 #7
"If you don't give me my money back, I'm gonna punch you in each eye, then I'm gonna punch you in the mouth, red dog 1 Jul 16 #8
"May his death satisfy you." red dog 1 Jul 21 #9
Gus Fring VGNonly Jul 23 #16
Ding! red dog 1 Jul 23 #19
#3 the kids are alright? Figarosmom Jul 22 #10
Nope red dog 1 Jul 22 #11
"I have an erection. That's a good sign. I'm ready to go to trial. Lock and load." Emile Jul 22 #12
Just the facts, maam. Just the facts. nt leftyladyfrommo Jul 22 #13
Dragnet red dog 1 Jul 22 #14
The sound of that hammer coming down. nt leftyladyfrommo Jul 23 #18
"My pizza never hurt nobody". VGNonly Jul 23 #15
Laverne and Shirley? JoseBalow Jul 23 #17
The Sopranos VGNonly Jul 23 #20
"Mom, he's spelling at me again!" red dog 1 Jul 24 #21
"I got a tattoo of Moses partin' the Red Sea on my bottom. Wanna see?" red dog 1 Jul 25 #22
"Why don't you have another vat of wine, dear?" red dog 1 Jul 27 #23
... Harker Jul 30 #25
Farty Towels it is. red dog 1 Jul 31 #28
"David, I can help. I'm a cop. That's what I do for a living." red dog 1 Jul 30 #24
#5 Jesse Pinkman VGNonly Jul 31 #26
Si, senor red dog 1 Jul 31 #27
"How do you like me so far?" red dog 1 Aug 3 #29
"He's from Barcelona." red dog 1 Aug 4 #30
I'm still here. n/t Harker Aug 5 #31
Farty Towels? red dog 1 Aug 20 #64
Ding! Harker Aug 20 #65
Faulty Towers pat_k Aug 19 #54
You got it! red dog 1 Aug 20 #63
"Well, if I was asked to describe your build, I'd say you have, uh, very well developed muscles, red dog 1 Aug 6 #32
"Blessed screaming Jesus on a whole-wheat goddamn cracker." red dog 1 Aug 8 #33
#3 Shameless? berniesandersmittens Aug 9 #34
No, it's from a popular sitcom that ran on NBC for 4 seasons red dog 1 Aug 9 #35
"Mother? Our mother? The mother downstairs? Jessica? The redhead?" red dog 1 Aug 12 #36
Soap? JoseBalow Aug 12 #38
You Got It! red dog 1 Aug 12 #40
I know, I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing... Brother Buzz Aug 12 #37
I was going to guess Golden Girls JoseBalow Aug 12 #39
A wackadoodle night time satirical soap opera created by Norman Lear Brother Buzz Aug 12 #41
Oh! Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman! JoseBalow Aug 12 #42
Yes, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman! was comic genius Brother Buzz Aug 12 #43
I love Tom Waits, he's so wonderfully weird! JoseBalow Aug 12 #44
"I'm like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to $HIT" red dog 1 Aug 14 #45
"She thought it might be a silver baby." red dog 1 Aug 16 #46
"Al doesn't like me blowing smoke in his eggs. What am I supposed to do? Stop smoking?" red dog 1 Aug 18 #47
Married With Children? JoseBalow Aug 18 #48
That's it! red dog 1 Aug 18 #49
"What's a squat cobbler?" VGNonly Aug 19 #50
better call saul... great line lapfog_1 Aug 19 #58
#3 hot in Cleveland JT45242 Aug 19 #52
Nope & Nope. (good guesses though) red dog 1 Aug 20 #67
We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty. pat_k Aug 19 #53
Nobody: [crickets] GroundhogDemocrat Aug 19 #55
Welcome to DU! red dog 1 Aug 20 #66
"What did the 5 fingers say to the face?" JoseBalow Aug 19 #56
I give up... Harker Aug 19 #60
"Slap!" JoseBalow Aug 19 #61
Ow! I walked right into that one. n/t Harker Aug 19 #62
Kick XanaDUer2 Aug 19 #59
"Mary, there's something I have to tell you. I come from another world." red dog 1 Aug 22 #68
3rd Rock From the Sun? JoseBalow Aug 22 #69
"Soap"? Harker Aug 23 #70
No, it was 3rd Rock red dog 1 Aug 23 #71
"Okay, I'll make it simple; you either accept my offer by the end of the day or I'll make it my personal mission red dog 1 Aug 25 #72
"It's a well-known fact that capital punishment is a detergent to crime." red dog 1 Aug 28 #73
Sounds like something Archie Bunker would say JoseBalow Aug 28 #74
It sure does. red dog 1 Aug 28 #75
"I'm from a very strict family. We weren't allowed to talk at meals, we couldn't even hum. red dog 1 Saturday #76
I am the one who knocks." red dog 1 Thursday #77
Breaking Bad Mad_Dem_X Yesterday #79
Ding! red dog 1 Yesterday #81
I got a neat collection of Spike Jones records with a lot of burps and glug-glugs on 'em... Brother Buzz Yesterday #78
MASH? red dog 1 Yesterday #80
Yep Brother Buzz Yesterday #82
"This was the best week of my life!" VGNonly Yesterday #83
"What's that smell?' red dog 1 5 hrs ago #84
I gotta kill that boy. I just gotta... Brother Buzz 4 hrs ago #85

red dog 1

(28,764 posts)
8. "If you don't give me my money back, I'm gonna punch you in each eye, then I'm gonna punch you in the mouth,
Tue Jul 16, 2024, 06:50 PM
Jul 16

then I'm gonna take a stick and crack your head... In other words, I'm gonna open everything that's closed, and close everything that's open."

red dog 1

(28,764 posts)
32. "Well, if I was asked to describe your build, I'd say you have, uh, very well developed muscles,
Tue Aug 6, 2024, 04:32 PM
Aug 6

uh, and a good bone structure, very good bone structure, fine frame ... and the whole thing is covered with fat."

red dog 1

(28,764 posts)
35. No, it's from a popular sitcom that ran on NBC for 4 seasons
Fri Aug 9, 2024, 11:45 AM
Aug 9

(It was cancelled because NBC refused to continue it, much to the chagrin of the show's many viewers)

JoseBalow

(4,270 posts)
38. Soap?
Mon Aug 12, 2024, 05:47 PM
Aug 12

My guess based on a redhead named Jessica

*Hmm, come to think of it... Jessica Rabbit was a redhead too, but that was a movie, not a TV show.

Brother Buzz

(37,008 posts)
37. I know, I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing...
Mon Aug 12, 2024, 02:32 PM
Aug 12

I know, I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing in the supermarket for the last twelve years, and the only thing I ever won was a coupon for a small little jar of tomato paste. But they were out of tomato paste, and by the time they got more in, my coupon had expired. And now I have venereal disease.

Brother Buzz

(37,008 posts)
41. A wackadoodle night time satirical soap opera created by Norman Lear
Mon Aug 12, 2024, 06:25 PM
Aug 12

Interesting, Martin Mull's 'Fernwood Tonight' was the summer replacement, and Fernwood was the fictional location the soap opera was set in.

JoseBalow

(4,270 posts)
42. Oh! Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman!
Mon Aug 12, 2024, 06:33 PM
Aug 12

An oldie, bit a goodie. I liked those spinoff shows too, Fernwood Tonight and America Tonight. I love Martin Mull

Brother Buzz

(37,008 posts)
43. Yes, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman! was comic genius
Mon Aug 12, 2024, 06:42 PM
Aug 12

All the trappings of a genuine soap opera, but with a hilariously bent script.

On edit: Martin Mull introduced me to Tom Waits. I was gobsmacked when I saw it:

JoseBalow

(4,270 posts)
44. I love Tom Waits, he's so wonderfully weird!
Mon Aug 12, 2024, 07:24 PM
Aug 12

I just watched him the other day in Ironweed... He was just perfect, stole every scene he was in. I think he was typecast for the role.

I especially love the film work he's done with Jim Jarmusch

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red dog 1

(28,764 posts)
67. Nope & Nope. (good guesses though)
Tue Aug 20, 2024, 04:08 PM
Aug 20

#3 is from a popular NBC sitcom that only ran for 4 seasons.
#9 is from a "dramedy" TV series on F/X that ran for 7 years.

red dog 1

(28,764 posts)
72. "Okay, I'll make it simple; you either accept my offer by the end of the day or I'll make it my personal mission
Sun Aug 25, 2024, 07:22 PM
Aug 25

to bury you by the end of the month."

red dog 1

(28,764 posts)
76. "I'm from a very strict family. We weren't allowed to talk at meals, we couldn't even hum.
Sat Aug 31, 2024, 06:05 PM
Saturday

Anybody who hummed got a punch in the throat."

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