To the tune of Dancing Queen
J.D. Vance
You've arrived
Nothing you won't sacrifice
Oooh
Hillbilly Elegy
King of Hypocrasy
Anti-Trump a few years ago
Called him out as a hitler show
Now you're playing his sidekick
Kissing Donald's ring
Looks like you' do anything
Lots of money behind that guy
Pretty young and the beard if "fly"
Seize the state and abuse it?
January 6th was fine?
It's just a move for Vance
And if he gets the chance
He'll be the Vance VP
One heartbeat from autocracy
Cash machine
Feeding votes
to the tangerine
Oh yeah
He'll advance climate change
Let Putin conquer Ukraine
ooooh
Screw the world
GOP chasing a fantasy
He's a real chamleon
Social media posts have gone
Atheist to a Catholic
Names - he'd had a few!
Doesn't like immigrants
Unless they helpl finance
Him being Vance VP
One Big Mac from the nuclear key!
Bad mouthing all the Muslims in Our country
Oh yeah
He might turn out to be
A New Right replacement theory
Oooh
Watch out world
Note Putin's glee
At the Vance VP
Rubbing his hands you see!