He ain't wrong, though!

Filled with quarters, just in case. Just in case what I don’t know but I’m ready.

One of the world’s greatest inventions.

Went to a community wide garage sale couple months ago. Some folks were dealing in Venmo. I like paper in my wallet CAUSE IM OLD.

My granddaughter asked, “Grandpa, can I have some monies?”

“Sure kid,” thinking she’d take a quarter.

Nooooooo! She plunged both hands in, and came up with both fists full of “monies.”

Kid is in kindergarten and the tablet is on the table, facing a wall. Daughter's house was built in 1830 and the back of the fireplace wall is in the kitchen, It is a stone wall.

Daughter is in the living room while the kindergarten lesson is going on, when she hears, "Matthew, please don't climb the wall."

Ya all love him.......

i’m sorry billy grandpas sorry! no, don’t tell meemaw what i said! here, here…you can have your inheritance right now! you’d like that wouldn’t you? we could go get ice cream! that’d be fun! look…i’ll throw in a few extra dollars billy! you could get a toy too!”