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red dog 1

(28,764 posts) Fri Jul 26, 2024, 06:48 PM Jul 26

Friday Joke Thread

A rock climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down he caught hold of small branch.
He shouted, "Help! Is there anybody up there?"
A majestic voice boomed out, "I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith and trust me."
"Yes, Yes, I trust you," shouted the man.
"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.
There was a long pause, then the man shouted up again," Is there anybody else up there?"

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Friday Joke Thread (Original Post) red dog 1 Jul 26 OP

That one reminds me of sdfernando Jul 26 #1

Two golfing buddies Marthe48 Jul 26 #2

sdfernando

(5,207 posts)

1. That one reminds me of

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Fri Jul 26, 2024, 06:58 PM

Jul 26

The Monk episode with the leper.

Marthe48

(18,289 posts)

2. Two golfing buddies

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Fri Jul 26, 2024, 09:27 PM

Jul 26

Were playing a round of golf. The one golfer played quietly, marking down his score. His friend would comment on his own shots, cursing if he missed. "God damn it, I missed," he yelled pretty often that day. His quiet friend said, "You shouldn't keep cursing like that. It'll come back on you!" His friend ignored him and continued cursing his bad strokes. Around the 16th hole, he missed an easy putt and screamed, "God damn it! I missed!" There was a rumble of thunder and a lightning bolt incinerated the golf cart. The golfers looked at each other in shock and then heard a deep booming voice from above, "God damn it, I missed!"

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